Swing State Page #3
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- Year:
- 2017
- 95 min
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-And arrested probably.
You're out of control.
Let's do this.
[recorded voice] Get ready for
two hours with the mic
from the right,
the sage from Seattle,
Mr. Tom Fleischman.
Top of the morning, folks.
I'm Charles Fern.
Visiting from out of town,
missing my home where
my heart is.
And in the world,
there is a lot of things
in the world.
A lot of things
in the world are happening.
Uh, and, and...
Actually right now, number
one album in America
today, guys,
is none other than gangster
rapper, Ridicule.
And I tell you what,
this album is an outrage.
It is an outrage, all right.
This thing is vulgar,
it is virulent
and at times it is vexing.
Let me read you
some of his "poetry."
"N-word what, N-word what,
N-word, please,
I got your p-word in my face
and my d-word up your sleeve."
I tell you what, this is enough.
I'm calling for a boycott.
Enough is enough
over here, folks.
Let's tell these people
what they really need to hear.
Let's send a message over
to Periscope records.
We're not gonna take it,
no, we're not gonna take it.
No, we're not gonna
take it anymore.
here is telling me that we have
Uh, Tiffany from Mount Rainer,
state your case please.
everything that you are
saying, Charles.
My four year old boy called
his sister a "hoe" yesterday.
Whoa, a hoe. Wash that potty
mouth out with Pine Sol.
Yes, well we found out his
friends at school, they are
playing that rapper music.
Ah, Tiffany, well it's all part
of the coarsening of the society
by if it feels good,
let's mash it up and stuff
it into a syringe and just
stick it right up my urethra
liberal mentality.
I love your boycott idea.
Wow. You know what you are
a wonderful, wonderful
Republican MILF.
Mothers of Inspirational
Liberty and Freedom.
You're a fine MILF indeed.
Thank you, Tiffany.
Have a wonderful day.
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
our country has been hijacked.
It has been overtaken
and overrun,
but, we will not let them
pull the wool over
our eyes anymore, will we?
No, we will not
get fooled again.
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[guitar music playing]
Think with the check and that,
you could definitely pitch in.
What?
Are you suggesting that we sell
my grandfather's Martin guitar?
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