Swept Away Page #4

- Thank you.

It tastes just like chicken.

We can do without nature boy's fish from

now on. I'll be in charge of fish buying.

That's okay, madam.

- That's disgusting.

- Really?

I think it's beautiful.

Why are you haunting our corridors

with Ms. Beautiful?

The crew still wants my fishes.

I'm taking it to the kitchen.

- I hope I haven't hurt your feelings.

- Feelings?

- Let us leave my feelings out of this.

- Don't be so touchy.

- Can't we just get along?

- No, madam. We cannot.

I see you have your dancing shoes on.

One, two. One, two, three.

Please, madam.

What's the matter?

Don't you wanna dance with me?

I don't wanna dance with people

I don't like.

Wine.

- Grapefruit juice, madam.

- Thank you.

Do you have children, Pee Pee...

...or just the mind of a child?

- What?

- That cartoon you're wearing.

You requested us to change

our T-shirts.

You T-shirt offends me. It's revolting.

Change it.

- Subtle.

- Shut up, you old drunk.

Going to bed?

- I'll be there in a minute.

- Good night.

- Aren't you playing?

- Imelda cleaned me out.

I'm coming with you.

We can tuck up together.

- Good night.

- Good night.

- Good night.

- Like he said.

- What are they up to now?

- The husbands went to bed...

...while the wives stay up

playing cards and drinking.

What kind of husbands are they?

They got everything

the wrong way around.

Look what the brunette left

in the bathroom. I think it's cocaine.

Let me show you how to take it.

Hold on, captain.

I bet it's something the professor

made in his lab.

- Flies you to the moon in minutes!

- I've never been to the moon.

What's wrong with you?

You're the captain.

How will we make it to Italy

if you go to the moon?

Go to bed! I'll forget

you lost control. Go!

F*** you. We could have gone

to the moon and had an orgy.

I don't want to have an orgy with you.

Go to bed, idiot.

You've lost your mind

at the thought of taking it.

Rack 'em up, ladies.

I'm out.

I'm going up for air.

Where is everybody?

They went to the caves with the dinghy.

- Why didn't they tell me?

- I know why.

Guido. Lower the other one.

I wanna go to the caves.

- It's too late.

- I'll be the judge of that.

There is a current,

and the weather could changes.

So what?

The caves are not so close.

My advice is to don't go.

Really? My advice to you

is to get the f***ing dinghy down.

It's all the same to me,

but it's getting late...

...and it's a long journey.

- We'll manage.

I have warned you.

- What's the matter? Are you scared?

- Scared?

I was conceived on the crest of a wave

and born in a boat.

What is the meaning of "scared"?

Is this another one of your jokes?

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