Surviving Christmas Page #6
Ho, ho, ho!
All righty.
Welcome, everyone.
- Here you are.
- What is this?
These are what we
in the business call scripts, Tom.
- Excuse me?
- You don't have to worry about it.
Your role is what we call "small. "
Well, you're what we
in real life call "a jackass. "
I don't know about that,
but I do know that my being here
may have caused some awkwardness
within the family.
- You think?
- I do, Tom. Seriously.
And it's even possible
that some of it could potentially be
in some small way
partly my fault.
Which part wasn't your fault?
Bop, bop, bop, bop.
I'm talking. Okay?
So what I've done is I went
ahead and wrote a sequence,
so you guys can get a sense
of what I'm going for here.
And we're all gonna
read this aloud.
- I feel like I'm insane.
- That's why you have no lines.
- Mom, I believe you go first.
- Okay.
"Oh, look at us.
I sure hope you like the meal
I so lovingly prepared
for the people I love.
She smiles at Tom. "
Oh, she's...
Have you acted?
You've acted before.
- A little theater.
- I can tell.
- I see it. It comes out.
- You were in "Pippin" in high school.
You played Wind.
Tom, you have the next line.
Uh...
"Say thank you to your mother
for all her hard work cooking for us. "
"Thank you. "
"Oh, I don't work nearly
as hard as you, dear. "
Well, that's true.
Tom, let's stay on book, please.
Brian, go ahead.
"Gee, Mom, I love you
like the dickens.
Should we pray?"
Gee, Beav, do you think Wally's
gonna give you the business?
Oh, there you are, Consuela.
Five waters for everyone, please.
Gracias.
Brian,
you were about to say grace.
- "Dear God... "
- Brian. We hold hands at grace.
"Dear God,
thank you for this meal.
Thank you for blessing us
with a family.
Not everyone has a nice family.
And also we, O Lord,
are so lucky to have Drew
in our lives. "
Amen.
"An emotional moment. "
Sorry, I keep doing that.
"Brian, if you eat it all up,
I will let you sleep with me
like I never did
when you were little. "
An awkward moment.
Skip ahead.
That doesn't work.
- That's not supposed to be there.
- What does this mean?
"Doo-Dah enters
in his bathrobe. "
Sweet Jim Jiminy!
Cold corn in the mornin'!
- This weather is killin' my joints.
- Brian, go get the shovel.
Listen to me. When Alicia came,
she totally ruined everything.
Everything was so normal
up until that point.
Silencio, por favor.
So I realized what I had to do
was expand the family.
I had to find my grandpa.
So I went and found my Doo-Dah.
Here he is. My Doo-Dah.
Your Doo-Dah looks exactly like the guy
in "Christmas Carol. " Scrooge.
That's right.
I do community theater.
And this Christmas night,
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