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Do I have to?

Closing your eyes or...

not doing what I say is

against the rules.

Sorry.

Now, look at my finger.

On the count of three,

you will become a bird.

Mr. Kobayashi?

Daddy?

We won!

1 million yen!

No way?

Evening!

Who, who, who, are you?

What is your function in life?

Making chicks come.

Just kidding! I'm a hypnotist.

Otherwise, useless.

You...hurt my feelings.

Did you say 'sayonara' to your momma?

What?

Did you say 'sayonara' to your momma?

That feels good.

One more.

My dad's still a bird!

Undo the hypnotism!

I can't... Sorry...

Hey!

Yoko, why are you looking at

your watch?

No reason... What gives

with that president?

Hmm.

Don't 'hmm' me. So it's rejected?

Yep.

Don't 'yep' me.

What're you gonna do?

Maybe change it a bit.

Change what part?

Maybe bring the joke factor down.

Make the product easier to understand.

I'm out.

Huh?

You change it, I'm out.

How selfish.

What's selfish about it?

I mean it's selfish of them to...

I'm getting out.

Come on, Yoko.

Out of the cab.

Driver, let me off here.

Yoko, wait...

Hurry up.

Stop and open the door.

OK, OK... Move.

Hurry up.

Yoko.

I won't change it. If they hate it,

get someone else.

And another thing, don't call me

by my first name.

Okay.

Ready...go!

I'm beat.

Yippie!

You suck! Damnit!

Again.

Okay.

One more.

Ready...go.

Morishita!

Why the J?

No reason.

Oh?

Somebody's home!

This is bad.

J! J! J!

J, you smell good.

Call the hospital!

What hospital?

Anywhere. Just hurry!

Daddy?

Where's Daddy?

Daddy?

Daddy's gone.

Daddy, come here.

This way.

Shouldn't he go to work?

How could he?

I'll worry about dad.

Okay.

Don't tell anyone at school.

Like I would.

What is your function in life?

I have none.

So who's the hit man?

Don't be asking me questions!

Don't be poking into my affairs!

Isn't it pretty damn obvious?

Does he look like a hit man?

Does this boring f***

look like a killer?

That's me, by the way.

If he could get the job done,

why the f*** would I fly here?

Figure it out man.

Don't ask me questions, you a**hole!

Keep it up and I'll hit you.

I'll whack you.

I'll hit you and kick you.

And hit you and kick you again.

I'll kick you in the balls.

I'll grease you a**hole.

Did he say all that?

Like you'd know? You don't even

speak English!

How much?

How much?

1 million yen.

Done.

But no punk gangsters.

Punk gangster?

Lately, when I make TV commercials

I team up with overseas directors.

I think their level is high.

Level...

Of professionalism.

High but worth it.

High...

Quite.

Get a foreign hit man.

Foreign...

You're the coordinator,

so get coordinating.

I'm paying enough.

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