Survival of the Dead Page #3

Oh, that.

That is just some

fun we was having.

Fun?

Them things out there,

they was chasing us so

we done something about it.

Oh, God.

Why did you do that?

They come after us like I said

all in a pack like.

They come after us

so we killed them.

That's right.

There are a lot of way

you can kill somebody.

For example, if I wanna shoot

you in the head, I'd use this.

Now if I wanted to cut you up

into little pieces, I'd use this.

But then I might blow

up a chunk of the forest.

If I wanted to blow

up a chunk of the forest ...

... I'd use one of these bad boys.

But you know what?

I'm thinking I might

save that for a rainy day.

Yeah, you do that bubba ...

Don't shoot please.

I'm not one of them, I swear.

Kenny, stop.

I just came along for the ride.

That's a lousy bunch of friends

to be riding around with.

Lousy times make lousy people.

Are you?

Lousy people?

- No.

- Yes

I'm not choosy.

You forgot to finish the job.

You're dangerous, kid.

But not as dangerous as me.

You coming or we

leaving you behind, huh?

Just give me a minute.

What are you doing?

- Stealing their sh*t?

- This is my sh*t

they stole it from me.

What do you think?

Maybe we should take this.

It is better than

those open air Jeeps.

We're going to need keys.

One of those dead guys

back there must have them.

Not anymore.

Probably nothing in it anyway.

Who would be stupid enough to

leave a bunch of money sitting

in the middle of nowhere?

Those guys look

like geniuses to you?

One million, three hundred

and thrity three dollars

- You count it?

- No, it's written on a ledger.

Can you give us the key?

You can have this key.

It starts the truck.

I would like that one.

I don't think so.

Well we are not going to stand here

waiting for this kid to take a sh*t

Cisco. Drive.

Hey, Cisco wants to

know where we're going.

We will be hitting I95 soon so

we have two choices, North or south?

South.

- Who died and made you king?

- Just a suggestion.

Don't make any suggestions, all right?

North, Cisco.

Can I ask you why?

Going north we got a better

shot of getting closer

to no place.

Yeah, we don't want no place.

We want some place where

the sh*t can't get at us.

Like where?

Like an island.

Where are we gonna

find an island?

Let me see...

Maybe in the ocean?

Don't be a wise ass, kid.

Sorry.

Have you guys ever hear of

this guy, Captain Courageous?

Who?

Online, this guy

- You call that a computer?

- It is a computer

Piece of sh*t, PC.

I think it's cool so there.

That is not cool, this is cool.

Friends, I am going

to keep this simple.

See this isn't a sales pitch,

there's nothing in it for me.

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