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to search my bag, do you?

Uh, yeah. I heard there's this Costa Rican

Halloween holiday, so...

My dentist recommended that.

I have a... underbite.

Mommy, what's that?

Ah... ah, honey, that's just a toy.

Can I get a toy like that?

You can borrow mine.

Wow. I just saw

my first real monkey. Look.

Larry, forget about the real monkeys.

You're here to get that monkey

off your back, all right?

The only word I want to hear

out of your mouth is "beaver," got it?

Let's go. Come on.

Man, it's hot.

Rock and roll.

Hey, Taz, do you want any sunscreen?

No way, man.

I want to burn!

Mother says the tropical sun

can be very dangerous.

Man! I feel like myself again

getting out there!

Whoo! Let's go to the beach.

You know what time it is?

You seen my Ritalin?

Let's go.

What are we waiting on?

What do you guys want to do?

Come on.

Let's go to the beach.

Rock and roll.

Larry, you, uh, missed a few spots.

Where?

Everywhere.

It's like a brother's buffet.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Garon,

I'll have the pink.

I'll take the blue.

Oh. Oh, I could write a song

about that thong.

Yummy.

Hold the phone.

Check, please.

I'll take those three to go.

From what I saw on the Internet,

this place is off the hook.

Larry, there are a ton of monkeys.

Don't even get me started on the chicks.

Okay, guys, just stay calm.

I'm sure there's an explanation.

Look, man, I got your explanation.

See, she got, like, three booties

mashed into one.

Okay!

That's right, cowards.

Be afraid.

Try to even undress her with your eyes,

and I will cut you

like Siberian seal, alive.

Okay. Take it easy, Tarzan.

- Undress who?

- Who?

Don't mock me, jocko.

We both know the object

of your teenage lust.

Who?

My little babushka.

Here, kitty cat.

Come on, my little kitty cat.

That's good.

Look at those buns.

Oh! Hey! Groovy!

The kids are here!

What are you waiting for?

Come on in, you little hipsters!

Welcome to commune.

Darling, I'll meet you at check-in.

Very well, my delight.

Now, look.

Look at that.

You tell me that is not art.

Um, yeah.

Go.

I like people.

I am people person.

Check this out.

This is something.

I'm gonna lap you up like cherry soda,

do you know that?

Did you put on that g-string

that I give for you?

Lover, I put it on this morning,

but now I can't find it.

East Coast, I can't stay here.

This is disgusting.

Oh. Relax.

They'll stop.

Eventually.

JFK, MLK, RFK.

Are those bands?

No, it's John F. Kennedy,

Robert F. Kennedy,

Martin Luther King, Jr.

Greatest heroes of the Sixties?

Don't you remember?

No. Who?

Come on.

You sat right next to me

in Ms. Lipschitz's

American history class.

Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

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