Superstar Page #3

- Drugs are bad.

- Eric Slater ? Hmm ?

[ Both ] Retards !

[ Laughing ]

Would you please go back

to your own class? Please. Go !

Mr. Slater, I presume. Hmm ?

How come he's not answering?

Slater just transferred here

from public school.

He's crazy.

They say he chopped up his parents.

And now he never talks.

[Clears Throat] Let's try it again.

Eric Slater? Hmm ?

Yes, well, moving on.

[ Clears Throat ]

[ Chuckles ]

Hey, new friend.

Did you see that sign

they're putting up?

"Catholic Teenager Magazine

presents...

"the Let's Fight Venereal Disease

Talent Contest.

"Winner gets a free trip

to Hollywood--

[ Both ]

And a chance to be an extra...

in a movie

with positive moral values."

Oh, God.

[Man]

Miss Gallagher!

Miss Gallagher, so how

does it feel to be an extra...

in a movie

with positive moral values ?

- It feels okay.

- [Man] Miss Gallagher.

How does it feel to have

everyone wanna kiss you...

that particular way

you wanna be kissed ?

Miss Gallagher,

howdoes it feel to be a superstar?

[Mary]

This was my chance.

If I could win the talent contest,

Sky's lips would definitely be mine.

Hey, everybody. I dreamt of

this new dance move last night.

I call this The Fax Machine.

- [ Buzzing ]

- Oh !

I wish I could dance

with Sky Corrigan.

Sky's definitely the Swayziest,

but he's gonna dance with Evian.

- Exactly! You did it perfectly.

- [ Laughing ]

You're so good.

[ Engine Rewing ]

What do you think Slater

would do in the talent show ?

Maybe he'll murder some people...

and make a flesh coat

by sewing their skin hides together.

[ Groans ]

I'm sorry.

I was rewinding Silence of the Lambs

at the video store yesterday.

lsn't it romantic

"Merely to be young"

On such a night

As this

lsn't it romantic

Merely to be young

On such a night as this

Sweet

Singing in the moonlight

[ Man Speaking ]

lntroductions are important.

When introducing oneself,

first make eye contact.

With a confident smile,

say, "Hi. I'm--"

- Mary Katherine Gallagher.

- Not bad. Try again.

Hi. I'm Mary Katherine Gallagher.

- And where is your hand ?

- Right here.

In a new friend's hand,

that's where.

[TV]

[ Slurping ]

So, I was--

[ Clears Throat ]

I was saying that I was thinking

of entering the talent contest.

The talent contest ?

No, no ! You have

to study business.

- But--

- No buts !

[Mary] And forgive those

who trespass against us.

Please, God, convince my grandmother

to let me be in the talent show...

so that I can get kissed,

maybe by Sky Corrigan.

[ Whistling ]

Superstar !

The Body of Christ.

- The Body of Christ.

- Amen.

- The Body of Christ.

- Are these nonfat ?

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