Superhero Movie Page #6
Think of any number
between one and a million
and I'll tell you
what it is.
- Nine.
- Not out loud, dumbass!
Follow me...
you dumb son of a b*tch.
My name is
Professor Xavier,
and this is my school.
I started it
to help people
with special talents
like yours.
Our students here learn to harness
their incredible talents.
and use them to advance
the common good.
Ah! Ow.
Here we have children
who can walk through walls.
We have children who think they can
walk through walls.
Some faces may be familiar,
like Wolverine.
Other mutants you probably
didn't know existed,
like Sneezo.
Most of our students
are born with their powers.
Some, like you,
gain them later in life.
- Oh, is that...
- Yes, it is.
When he came to this school,
he weighed 130 lbs.
Take enough roids,
you could do anything.
Back up off those pills, Barry!
- Why have you brought me here?
- Because you have the potential
- to be the best.
- But I can't even fly.
Once you understand
the true nature of heroism,
you will fly.
the secret
to becoming a superhero.
Hey, Storm! You look
like you putting on a little weight.
Ah! Oh!
So, Professor,
about this secret...
- Well, you see...
- Xavier!
- Aw, sh*t.
- Well?
You wanna explain
why I found her hiding in your closet?
But, pumpkin,
I don't see nobody.
- Oh, you don't?
- Ow!
Invisible Girl?
Apparently not
invisible enough.
If you knew how to take care of your man,
maybe this wouldn't have happened.
- No, she didn't.
- Oh, this b*tch is crazy.
I'm gonna have to
whip your ass.
- You don't say no disrespectful...
- What are you gonna do, baldy?
I'm everywhere,
sweet cheeks.
- Whoa!
- Ow!
- That all you got?
- Yeah!
Now what?
Now how about that, Invisi-b*tch?
Yeah, whatever.
I'm out of here.
I'm sure gonna miss her.
She was crazy in the sack.
Biting, scratching, panting,
tongue all over the place.
Wasn't me, a**hole.
Come on, Spanky.
I didn't even know
she had a dog.
Still some of the best
sex I ever had.
How could you do this
to me? To your kids?
To your newborn baby?
How do I know
that baby's even mine?
Because he can do this.
Sh*t!
Ah!
Aw, man.
Now I'm never gonna know the secret
to becoming a superhero.
You wanna know the secret?
Come close.
Make a costume,
shithead!
I swear to God. They get dumber
A costume.
Rick, you, uh...
Oh my God.
Damn!
Dude, you're like
a real superhero, man!
I love the mask.
How you breathe
in it though?
What's that sound?
You put some kind
of air intake in the mask.
Boy, you better...
now I'm assuming
that the material is
see-through, right?
Yeah, dude, I'ma tell you something.
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