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the main rebel camp.

My God!

Sarcasm!

When Anton Miroslav may be dead!

Why would you say that?

Because we're tired!

I want them to shut up.

I want them to go.

Dimitri,

you have no political conscience.

And you're in denial

about your roots.

You're hopeless.

We've been French for 3 generations.

So Grandpa was a Zvenka.

Doesn't make us

part of the revolution!

You call yourself a humanitarian.

I'm a non-practicing altruist.

Very funny.

- Happy New Year, fascists!

- Same to you, working class hero!

Woman of my dreams?

Not busking.

- Incredible!

- I'm not performing!

How was New Year's

at your doctor's?

Let's not talk about it.

- And your party?

- A blast. Should've come.

Hello, excuse me.

I'm scheduled for an MRI.

Fourth floor left.

Elevator's right there.

Thank you.

Don't mention it.

Can't wish him

a happy new year.

- Happy New Year.

- How are you?

A little cold, but I'm OK.

Really?

And you get prettier all the time!

Nice of you.

- See you later?

- All right.

Stings, huh?

A little, yeah.

You got to chill

with the germ thing.

I will.

Hi Vronique, happy New Year.

Romain Faubert! How are you?

Not great, I'm here.

Here again.

- The waiting room's so crowded.

- Always, after the holiday.

Mind if I wait here?

Yes, I mind.

B*tch.

Constant stress.

Dimitri, I'm very ill.

Get out. I have a waiting room.

Vronique!

An emergency.

Go through my damn secretary!

Out of my office!

Excuse me.

You said you were feeling

very stressed out?

There!

Excuse me, you shouldn't touch

those 90's magazines.

Crawling with germs and skin rashes.

Think of all the sick people

turning pages, doing this.

Here.

Waiting rooms are a doctor's way

of increasing clientele.

The doctor is the one waiting

for all our germs

to spread to all his patients.

I said I wouldn't see you again.

What is it? Hurry up.

Could you order a tiny ultra-sound

for over here?

Go work out, stop bothering me!

You're being unkind.

I'm your most loyal patient.

And the healthiest!

Sure! I'm careful,

and I have a good doctor.

Listen, Romain.

I do volunteer work.

I see suffering, real suffering.

If I took you on a mission once,

you'd stop complaining.

I'll stop.

That would be a miracle.

Come on, get out.

I got you a present,

to apologize for the party.

You shouldn't have.

You were so nice to invite me.

For my friend Dimitri Thank you

- You don't like it?

- That's not it.

Such a fine gift wasn't necessary.

It's nice of you.

I'll take your blood pressure.

I'll go, you're busy.

It was nice of him.

After you.

He's not contagious.

Stand here in the middle,

face forward.

Where do you have the most blotches?

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