Supercon Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 2018
- 100 min
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Osama bin f***ing eating.
- Seriously?
- Yeah, dude.
She left me for her f***ing
personal trainer.
I should've known
something was up.
She would go to the gym
in high heels.
Who works out in high heels?
Staying fat wasn't a clue?
She filed for divorce,
emptied the bank account,
kicked me out
of the apartment.
Can't you get spousal support
or something?
Yeah, I would need
a lawyer for that,
the f***ing lawyer she hired
to divorce me.
She's what they call
"a c*nt burger."
Ooh, I've had
one of those before.
(YELLING)
MATT:
Yep, I told youthat wench was bad news.
You're an a**hole. You f***ing
introduced me to her.
In Vegas, baby.
- Didn't you sh*t your pants?
- It was a shart.
Motherf...
(YELLS)
Good.
- Controller's busted.
- Round two.
Go home, old man, you suck!
(MUSIC STING)
Really?
I've seen a naked woman.
(MUSIC STING)
In real life.
(MUSIC STING)
Oh, mike drop.
I didn't tell you
the worst part.
What's that?
She took Bob.
She f***ing took Bob?
She stole my dog.
What kind of a person
steals a man's dog?
An animal.
Yeah. She didn't even
like the f***ing dog.
And she ties him up
in the apartment all day.
Now I'm in a custody battle over
some sh*t I can't even afford.
And what was your name again?
You know, I can't believe
your Con agent let you go out
looking like a special-needs
M. Night Shyamalan.
Look at this.
Yo, check it out.
Ms. Lily's here.
Mmm.
You know sometimes when
I'm drunk, I do two things...
Watch Ms. Lily's Classroom,
and then I jerk off while
watching Ms. Lily's Classroom.
Not to the classroom part.
Just Ms. Lily.
I'm not a f***ing creep. Kinda
wanna jerk off right now.
Why don't you take
Oh, yeah,
this is what she wants.
An unemployed
former child actor
whose life resembles
a pile of dog sh*t.
Hey, Wheeler, where's Hiccup
this weekend, man?
Rehab.
- Hey, who are you?
- Keith Mahar.
I was on Tex Johnson.
Was that Keith Mahar?
Testicular cancer ring a bell?
- Oh, my God.
- You're the ball cancer kid!
Hey, everybody,
it's the ball cancer kid! Hey!
Mommy, I got ball cancer!
(MOCK CRYING)
Oh, geez.
F*** me.
I thought you were dead.
Nope, didn't actually
have testicular cancer,
therefore didn't die.
Just your career.
(KISSING)
Fuckwad.
- (KEITH SIGHS)
- Hey, Bobble D.
A lemmy for me
and an Irish Car Bomb
I'm Indian,
you f***ing dummy.
WOMAN:
I didn't knowthis was a gay bar.
Hello, lesbo face.
We were just about
to start scissoring.
McNealy,
is not gonna get me
back to your room tonight.
Chardonnay for me, thanks.
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