Sundown Page #5

How are we going to pay for it?

Maybe we could stay with Lina.

Yeah. "Hi, Lina.

I stalked you

all the way to Mexico.

I don't have a room.

Can Blake and I

stay with you?"

What else do you want

to do, dude?

You want to sleep on the beach?

Fate.

Chuy:

Amigos, you're in luck.

Sixto find a great room for you.

Look, look!

"Washes machines."

Towels. Sauna.

Hey, prima! Hola!

My cousin Lupita.

Hey, don't touch her, okay?

Come on!

Come on, guys.

Hey, welcome to the VIP section.

Come on!

Chuy:

Hey, sorry, guys.

You sleep here,

and you rest here for...

No problem, guys, no problem.

This is my cousin.

Look, look! The bed!

Muy comfortable.

Come on, then.

All for only a hundred.

A hundred pesos?

That's cool.

No, no.

A hundred dollars.

- What? For this?

- Yeah, yeah.

You also get this, look?

Chuy wristband, eh?

All you can drink, entrance to clubs...

oh, my god.

The best deal

in Puerto Vallarta.

Chuy never lies.

Never.

The thing is,

we're really low on cash.

I know, guys.

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay, okay.

Okay, guy.

I like you, so...

I give you everything for $50.

- Done.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- Okay, 50, and this.

- And this what?

- Your shirt.

My shirt.

He wants my shirt.

- Give him the shirt.

- He wants my shirt.

It's a shitty shirt anyways.

Give it to him.

Okay. Okay, Chuy.

Great, great, Chuy.

Okay.

Shirt and $50, right?

Yeah, here you go.

Okay, guys!

Enjoy your stay.

Logan:
Okay, so how

exactly do I get Lina

to take me back to her room?

Because she's definitely

not coming back to ours.

It starts with jager bombs,

and then it starts

with bold confidence.

Then you just

straight up tell her,

"let's go back

to your place."

- I just tell her?

- Yeah.

Tell her you're rooming with me

and I've already got plans

to take the room.

- That's good.

- That's great.

- Fantastic.

- All right.

- Whoa.

- This is the place.

Okay.

Yeah, let's do this.

Holy sh*t, it looks packed.

You really think

these are going to work?

We're about to find out.

Come on.

Blake:

Excuse me. Excuse me.

- Boy:
Let me in.

- Boy #2:
Excuse me!

Excuse me.

- Chuy?

- Yeah!

Okay, amigos.

Girl:
You're going

to let them in?

Boy:
Come on, man, let me in.

Chuy's my cousin.

Girl:
I know Chuy, too.

He's my boyfriend!

- Now do you believe me?

- What?

- Fate!

- I can't believe it worked.

Chuy! Yes! Yes!

Blake:

Oh, my god.

Behold...

The power of the p*ssy!

Emcee:

Ladies and gentlemen...

We hit turbulence!

- Whoo!

- Make some noise!

- Let's go find Lina.

- Mexico!

That's Steve Aoki.

That's Steve Aoki!

One, two, three!

Aoki jump!

Whoo!

Viva Vallarta!

- Get a room!

- This is awesome! Amazing!

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