Summer of 8 Page #5

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No, no.

It's time for the cat

to be out of that bag.

Maybe these guys

can help you.

No, no, no, I don't know

about this, you guys.

I'm with Lily

on this one.

No, I do not care

who you're with,

not another word.

Not another word.

Sorry, em.

Should be.

What...

Sorry.

What, wait, no.

That's it?

Yeah.

That's bullshit.

Actually, I mean...

I think it's

really impressive.

Shut up.

No, no, no, no.

Think about it.

I mean, guys would

never let each other

off the hook like that.

Girls are so much sweeter.

Okay, that's bullshit,

and sexist.

- What are you talking about?

Hmm-mmm. Sexist.

What? How is that sexist?

I was trying to be nice.

Anytime you make

a generalization based

on gender, that's sexist.

Argh! Blow me, dyke.

- You f***ing a**hole!

- Oscar!

What... you think

all guys are a**holes, so...

Yeah, I do

because they are, Oscar.

Okay, and is that not,

you know, sexist, Jen?

I mean, okay, I guess

i clearly

don't understand women.

I mean, it's not like

i said chicks are more

manipulative or controlling.

I know you're trying

to be complimentary

but really you're just

putting all of us in a box.

Oh, f***ing, just shoot me

in the face, dude.

Okay.

No. You know what,

okay, hold on.

Is it sexist to say

that men are physically

stronger than women?

Yeah.

No, it's not. It's a fact.

And is it sexist

to say that men are

smarter than women?

No, 'cause you guys

are dumb.

Oh, my god!

And that's a fact too.

- Yeah.

- You've got to go.

Jen is right.

You're an a**hole.

What? Okay, so you

agree with them?

No, actually, I don't.

Doesn't mean we can't

have a civilized

conversation about it.

- Thank you, Jesse.

- Yes.

But you don't agree

with me,

you think it's okay

to put all this in a box?

Jesse?

Okay, okay, ah...

You know what this is?

Mmm-mmm.

Yes.

A molding of Lily's clitoris.

- Oh, wow.

- Oh, my god!

Look at it though.

No, it's a goddess.

You actually

never shock me.

It's a goddess.

That was too far.

Well, that doesn't

shock me either...

It's a goddess.

Shh.

...You f***ing

feminist hippie.

So do you like it?

Yeah.

I love it.

You know that.

I think it's really...

It's beautiful!

Thank you.

Yeah.

So let me ask you.

Why is the goddess beautiful?

What do you mean?

What makes it beautiful?

Uh, well, what are you,

a f***in lawyer

all of a sudden?

No, no, I just...

I just think it's a shame

we're all getting so caught up

in saying and doing

all the right things

that we can't even say

what's beautiful

about something.

Why do I wear her

around my neck?

Why?

Because she is beautiful.

She's calm.

She's wise.

She's gentle.

She's fair, she's nurturing,

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