Summer Camp Page #3

My God!

Get it off me!

Help him!

Jesus Christ!

-Will, are you okay?

-I'm fine, I'm fine.

Ladies, I'm gonna drive Will

to the hospital in town.

No, no, no. I don't need to

go to the hospital. I'm fine.

Okay. There's a tetanus shot

in the first-aid kit, all right?

Will. Will, wait!

Will!

-Hey, you all right?

-I'm fine.

I've never seen a living

creature die before.

I did once.

Not so brutally, though.

It was my grandma.

She was in bed, and...

Either I get

a decent shower tomorrow,

or I'm on the first

flight home, seriously.

Come on, Christy.

This is just small stuff.

Try not to get so upset.

You see? The well is fixed.

So, let's do the ritual.

Guys! Guys, run!

Come on, guys!

Run! Run! Run!

Go!

Yeah, very funny.

Idiot.

Hey.

To our first and last

night of freedom.

Hey, Antonio, remember?

You're right. We can't

toast with water.

No, no, the call that I

need to make to the States.

Don't move. You need

to sign your contract.

The camp cannot afford

to pay out-of-pocket

if you get poisoned by

Carmen's cooking, all right?

I'm gonna go to the wine cellar.

What happened to the

cook and her husband?

I gave them the night off

before the campers arrive.

Antonio, the call. It's important.

Is there maybe

another phone I could use?

No, we should all go into town.

It's just... I need some privacy.

We're gonna throw a private

party tonight, right?

A private party?

Yeah, alcohol may be against the rules

when the kids are around,

but I don't see any brats.

Any preference for the wine?

Let's go.

Cool. Not important anyway.

All right.

Hey! So,

what was all that with the dog?

What, are you trying

to impress the girls?

What are you talking about?

I'm not going to risk

killing a healthy animal.

But it wasn't healthy.

It didn't have rabies, okay?

I don't know what it was,

-but it was not rabies.

-Whatever you say, man.

Goddamn pollen.

It's all over the place,

and spring's already come and gone.

You left them on the bed for me?

I don't know where my head is

at, 'cause I didn't see 'em.

Anyway, I wanted to see if Antonio would

take me into town to go shopping.

Christy, I have an issue back home.

Okay? Something personal,

and I need to make a call.

That's fine. Go ahead.

Do you think there is

a clothing store in town?

I think I need to get new boots now.

I hear they have nice leather...

Hup.

Lucky it bit you, man.

If a dog ever bit a kid here,

I would be in real trouble.

You okay?

You look pale.

What was wrong with the well?

Apparently some clown

busted the pipe open.

We have to go have a chat

with those RV a**holes tomorrow.

Wanna be my wingman?

Hey, you took

your tetanus shot, right?

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