Suits Page #3
Season #1- Year:
- 2011
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I would say the ball’s in your court, but
the truth is your balls are in my fist.
I apologize if that image is too faggoty
for you, but I’m comfortable enough with
my manhood to put it out there.
Harvey holds out the fax to Gerald, who is dumbstruck.
HARVEY:
Now get your ass in there and close this
God damn deal.
GERALD:
(to Katherine)
You let him talk to me like this?
KATHERINE:
Harvey speaks for the firm.
Gerald exits the office. Katherine leans in to Harvey.
KATHERINE:
We got paid before Gerald signed the
deal?
HARVEY:
This is a memo about some fire drill on
Tuesday. By the way, you’re blue team
captain. You get to wear a fire hat.
INT. TREVOR STEVENS’ CONDOMINIUM - CONTINUOUS
Leather couch, plasma TV, weed on the table; this is the pad
of a bachelor with serious disposable income. TREVOR, clean
cut, 22, suit and tie, takes a bite of a cheeseburger and
savors it. Mike looks at the bong, shakes his head to
himself and then turns to Trevor...
MIKE:
I’ve got to get my sh*t together.
TREVOR:
This is the best cheeseburger I’ve ever
had in my life.
MIKE:
It’s from Monday. Trevor, I’m serious.
I almost got caught today, then my client
stiffed me for half. I’m sick of this
life. I’ve gotta stop getting stoned and
get my act together.
TREVOR:
Dude, look at me. You can bake up and
still be a success.
MIKE:
You sell pot for a living.
TREVOR:
It still saps the motivation. Look, all
I’m saying is, you want in, you are in.
MIKE:
That’s basically your offer before I got
caught cheating on your math test in
third grade.
TREVOR:
Goddamn memory.
MIKE:
And by the way, it’s your offer on every
shady thing you’ve gotten me involved in.
TREVOR:
How was I supposed to know that chick was
the dean’s daughter? Look, nobody’s ever
going to suspect you’re a dealer.
Trevor indicates his clean cut image and suit and tie.
TREVOR:
Look at me. This is a two-thousand
dollar suit, I’ve got twelve of them.
Trevor starts counting on his fingers.
TREVOR:
I have an office, I take on real software
projects, my clients wear suits... They
give me briefcases of cash, I give them
identical briefcases with vacuum sealed
bud. I’m telling you, hide in plain
sight... oldest trick in the book.
MIKE:
So what do you need me for?
TREVOR:
I leave town tomorrow, I’ve got a client
coming in wants to meet at the Ritz. I
need somebody I trust to make the drop.
It’s totally safe. Come on, help me out.
MIKE:
You know, one stands a greater chance of
dying while dealing drugs than on death
row in Texas. Which begs the question:
TREVOR:
What are you talking about?
MIKE:
It’s from “Freakonomics,” which I suggest
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