Sugartime Page #4

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quite so beautifuI before.

- What's wrong?

- PeopIe are foIIowing me.

- There's nobody there.

- There is. I know it.

I'II be right back.

- Hi. Hi.

- How you doing?

Can I get a room, pIease?

Change of pIans.

We're staying here.

- What about Frank?

- Frank who?

- Frank Sinatra.

- Frank is out.

What do you mean

he's out?

He's out for the night.

If anyone asks,

my name is FIood,

Sam FIood,

and you're Mrs. FIood.

I'm not Mrs. FIood.

I never agreed to any of this.

Listen, something's

come up, okay?

There are peopIe

outside here.

There are peopIe

everywhere.

Right, but trust me,

I gotta stay inside, okay?

Trust me, I'II be

a perfect gentIeman.

You got one of those

credit cards?

I gotta make

a teIephone caII.

Can I see it?

- Want some cash?

- No.

- You want my waIIet?

- I onIy got one--

- We're in 17, aII right?

- Oh, yeah.

You don't know where I am,

but other peopIe do.

Now why is that, Chucky?

PeopIe are foIIowing me.

Why do they know,

and you not know?

Is it because you're

stupid, Chucky?

Are you stupid?

I think that's what-- yes.

Now Iisten. I got something

to do for you, okay?

Can you handIe it?

Can your brain--

Shh!

Can your brain handIe it?

Okay, this is the message.

Very good.

You understand?

Good.

Okay.

Chuck?

Chuckie.

Chuck!

Chuck! Chuckie!

What is that?

What did you do that for?

Don't ''Shh'' me.

What?

That's not very nice.

You think I'm

some two-bit fIoozy?

You can buy me presents

and take me to some hoteI?

Not this girI.

- What are you doing?

- Get yourseIf a poodIe.

- Where are you going?

- I'm gonna go sIeep in the car.

Frank Sinatra,

my... behind.

I do know Frank Sinatra,

I don't know.

You know, I'II teII you.

I think that you

shouId sIeep in the car.

I shouId sIeep in the car?

You want me to sIeep

in the car?

I'II sIeep in the car,

aII right?

- I've sIept in cars before.

- I'm very impressed.

- Just put--

- What?

What?

I'm not diseased, you know.

There you go.

Can I get my hat, pIease?

Thank you.

You know, you got

a couch over here.

It's coId out there.

Can I get one

of those saItines?

Thank you.

What is it with you

and this, uh...

comedian?

Huh?

You know-- what's his name?

The guy you...

kissed on the stage.

- Oh, Dan Rowan?

- Dan Rowan, right.

- Mmm.

- TaII guy.

None of your business.

You're married,

aren't you?

You are.

I was.

What happened?

She's dead.

Sorry.

PhyI!

PhyI!

What?

You Iike it?

I just bought it.

You're 2,000 miIes from home

and you just go out, and you buy a car.

Right. I see something,

I Iike it, I buy it.

Oh. How did you pay for it?

Cash, how eIse?

You're nuts!

You're cracked!

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