Stung Page #3

- Does everything taste okay?

- Oh, they're delicious. Yeah.

- You have a card?

- Yeah.

'Cause I'm gonna need someone

for my re-election party next month.

- Thank you. I'll call you.

- We're all keeping our fingers crossed.

MAYOR:
For you.

Oh.

You two make a good pair.

Thank you. Thank you. Bye.

- Wow!

- (CLEARS THROAT)

Hi, ladies. Have you tasted these?

- They have a whole tray of them up there.

- (CHITTERING)

(CHITTERING)

(CHITTERING)

(SQUISHES)

Oh, my God.

Ugh, this is disgusting.

Ugh!

Hey, man, you should really watch out.

These f***ing things are everywhere.

They are really f***ing nasty.

Just in case you're allergic, or whatever.

You know what I'm allergic to?

- What?

- You bumming me out.

Care for a little relief?

I've got a prescription from Dr Greenthumb.

- Sweet party, dude.

- Yeah, I mean, it's not bad.

They are super rich, these people.

So, you just keep your head down.

You know, they'd...

I guess, they tip well.

That's what Julia says.

Julie, Julie.

She's a hottie-with-a-body, huh?

She's not... She doesn't happen

to be available, does she?

(COUGHING)

I don't... I haven't asked her.

I totally get it, man!

- Hello.

- Hi.

I'll have whatever you're making.

I like the way you hold that bottle.

Thank you, that guy was really creepy.

He looks like Ulysses S. Grant.

Thanks for the invite.

- (BLOWS)

- (GLASS CLINKING)

(CLEARS THROAT)

Uh... Well, Mother and I

are certainly delighted

you could all be here this evening

to remember Dad.

These gatherings have certainly

become a tradition throughout the years.

Sorry, I didn't think

you'd be so cool about it.

Yeah, well. I mean,

everyone can smell it on you, so...

(SNICKERS) Sorry.

SYDNEY:
So, everybody,

enjoy themselves and have a great time

- and stay as long as you'd like and...

- (CHITTERING)

Um... Uh...

Yeah, yeah...

Thank you all for coming.

And for leaving the kids at home.

(ALL LAUGHING)

- Really?

- It's funny.

- (KEYBOARD PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)

- (GROANS)

- GUEST:
What?

- SYDNEY:
F***ing sh*t!

(ALL LAUGHING)

Did you see that?

(WOMAN SCREAMS)

WOMAN:
Help!

Oh, God! Help him!

(MAN GURGLING)

I think something bit him.

BEARDED MAN:

No. No, I couldn't possibly...

You're a doctor! Help him!

I'm a gynaecologist, for Christ's sake!

WOMAN:
What the hell is happening?

Oh, God! Get away from him!

I got a cold compress.

(CONTINUES GURGLING)

Oh, my God. All right, all right.

Watch out!

Somebody call 911! For f***'s sake!

- Can you help me with this, sir?

- Yeah. I'll do the best I can.

Roll him onto the cloth. One, two, three!

(GRUNTING)

(ALL EXCLAIMING IN SURPRISE)

(CRACKLING)

(RUMBLING QUIETLY)

(CHITTERING)

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