Stuck Page #4

I mean, f***,

look who's in the White House right now.

You've got nothing to worry about.

Anybody gives you any trouble,

you just tell me.

Any trouble you've got ends with me.

All right? Come here.

Oh, yeah, baby! F***, yeah!

Help me.

F***, yeah!

So you can help me, right?

Huh? Help you with what?

With this accident.

If I have any trouble with this accident.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, baby. No worries.

Whatever you need.

In other local news, a man

was struck by a speeding car late last night

while crossing the street.

Witnesses report that the driver of the car

did not stop after hitting the man.

Police are looking for a white male

in his early 20s

driving a red, late-model SUV.

The accident occurred around midnight

at the corner

of Atwells Avenue and Lynch Street.

The unidentified pedestrian

is in County Hospital in critical condition.

This is WJFS.

News you need when you need to know.

Princess.

- Morning.

- Good morning.

No.

Help.

Help's coming. I called.

- Don't worry.

- Help.

I called. Help's coming.

I'll be right back.

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Information. What city, please?

Providence. Coastal Cab.

That your car?

Yes.

Sounds like the alarm's screwing up.

Want me to take a look at it?

I used to install those things.

No. Thanks. Can you wait?

Your nickel.

Car alarms, useless crap.

Stop it!

Help's coming. I told you!

You have to stop this.

Will you stop it?

I said stop it!

- You fix it?

- Huh?

- Car alarm?

- Oh, yes. Yes.

You okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. Why?

Well, you look...

Look, I can take a look at it if you like?

No, no, no, no.

No, I'm late. For work. Come on.

So, where do you work again?

Mr. Binckley.

Come on. I got you.

- Where's Brandi?

- I'm right here. I'm Brandi.

- I want Brandi.

- I'm right here.

Do we have to go potty?

- Brandi?

Brandi.

Gloria will take Mr. Binckley.

- But...

- I'd like to talk to you.

Brandi?

Brandi is busy. Do we have to go poo-poo?

Walk with me.

- This just won't do.

- I'm sorry?

You know I'd like to promote you.

- I'd like to give you more responsibilities.

I want Brandi!

Yes, of course,

and I look forward to it.

I really do, Mrs. Petersen.

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