Stuart: A Life Backwards Page #3
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2007
- 92 min
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Which lot do you belong to?
Crazies, really.
Mm, yeah.
Norwich, Whitemoor again.
Grendon Underground.
Thirty-one.
I don't think I've missed any.
Oh yes, I have actually!
I've been to Leicester three times as well.
Wayland was me last one.
Good night. Sleep well.
Thank you. Same to you.
Oi, you. Since you got so much
f***ing time on your hands, yeah,
answer this one:
do you know how many peopleget killed by screws in prison every year?
Murders.
Oh, sorry, Gov. Excuse us, how was we
supposed to know that bending him in half
the wrong f***ing way was bad for his health?
It was only people like me what is
really rotten, isn't it? Really bad.
Beyond hope. You haven't got the faintest
f***ing clue, have you? Huh?
- Yeah, all he said was "Good night".
- You can f*** off and all you f***ing geeky
- Oh, shut up yourself, Stuart.
- You f***ing wanking middle class c*nt f***, Alexander.
You want to know how I became what I am?
I'm giving you f***ing answers!
Why don't you write a book
with no f***ing answers, eh?
Go on, you f*** off.
You find your f***ing answers.
On a scale of anger, one to ten,
I'm probably on four and Stuart's on eleven.
You never can tell...
how families have been down and they've
been up then they've been down again.
You just like Stuart, you know?
Drugs, prison, being a beggar.
Go on, go on.
Yeah, mate.
- Bastards!
- Morning.
Like the taste of piss, eh?
You bastards.
Someone smells nice.
After three months of preparation.
I mean, who's bloody stupid idea was it that
we camp out over the weekend anyway,
the one time Mr. Straw's not going to be there?
- I bet it was yours.
- Oh, f*** off.
- Oh, I like this song.
- This is a good song.
come out of that weekend:
Stuart's idea that his life should
be written backwards.
It was cutting me throat what done it.
Put a beer glass into me neck.
Just lost it.
Sometimes you wouldn't believe how
hard it is to f***ing die.
So, you got a council for that,
because you tried to kill yourself?
Works a trick for the old housing
points, doesn't it?
Whoosh! Straight to the top of the list.
It's not all gone though.
What's not all gone?
The hatred.
I got so many enemies.
Up here, mate.
Somebody's going to get hurt though,
that's what scares me.
When's this thing going to happen?
I call it me "black mists".
Next week? Next month?
Next ten seconds?
That is lovely bit of workmanship.
That's value. That's value.
Oh my God.
This for the series.
For my son.
You've got a son!?
Yeah. In Glasgow with his mum.
Fourteen years of age to mind.
Always out on the golf course,
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