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Synopsis: When Stuart Shorter - a homeless alcoholic with a violent past - meets writer and charity worker Alexander Masters, they strike up an unlikely friendship. As Alexander learns more about Stuart's complicated life and traumatic childhood, he asks if he can write his story and Stuart advises him to tell the story backwards, so that it's "More exciting - like a Tom Clancy murder mystery". As their remarkable alliance develops, Stuart gradually recounts his life story in reverse, his resilient personality and dry sense of humour giving the story an almost tragi-comic edge. Through post office heists, attempts at suicide and spells inside numerous institutions, Alexander is given a glimpse into a totally alien world and begins to understand how Stuart's life spiralled so badly out of control.
Genre: Drama
Director(s): David Attwood
  6 wins & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
7.9
TV-MA
Year:
2007
92 min
949 Views


Which lot do you belong to?

Crazies, really.

Mm, yeah.

Norwich, Whitemoor again.

Grendon Underground.

Thirty-one.

I don't think I've missed any.

Oh yes, I have actually!

I've been to Leicester three times as well.

Wayland was me last one.

Good night. Sleep well.

Thank you. Same to you.

Oi, you. Since you got so much

f***ing time on your hands, yeah,

answer this one:
do you know how many people

get killed by screws in prison every year?

Murders.

Oh, sorry, Gov. Excuse us, how was we

supposed to know that bending him in half

the wrong f***ing way was bad for his health?

It was only people like me what is

really rotten, isn't it? Really bad.

Beyond hope. You haven't got the faintest

f***ing clue, have you? Huh?

- Yeah, all he said was "Good night".

- You can f*** off and all you f***ing geeky

- Oh, shut up yourself, Stuart.

- You f***ing wanking middle class c*nt f***, Alexander.

You want to know how I became what I am?

I'm giving you f***ing answers!

Why don't you write a book

with no f***ing answers, eh?

Go on, you f*** off.

You find your f***ing answers.

On a scale of anger, one to ten,

I'm probably on four and Stuart's on eleven.

You never can tell...

how families have been down and they've

been up then they've been down again.

You just like Stuart, you know?

Drugs, prison, being a beggar.

Go on, go on.

Yeah, mate.

- Bastards!

- Morning.

Like the taste of piss, eh?

You bastards.

Someone smells nice.

After three months of preparation.

I mean, who's bloody stupid idea was it that

we camp out over the weekend anyway,

the one time Mr. Straw's not going to be there?

- I bet it was yours.

- Oh, f*** off.

- Oh, I like this song.

- This is a good song.

Still, one blimey thing did

come out of that weekend:

Stuart's idea that his life should

be written backwards.

It was cutting me throat what done it.

Put a beer glass into me neck.

Just lost it.

Sometimes you wouldn't believe how

hard it is to f***ing die.

So, you got a council for that,

because you tried to kill yourself?

Works a trick for the old housing

points, doesn't it?

Whoosh! Straight to the top of the list.

It's not all gone though.

What's not all gone?

The hatred.

I got so many enemies.

Up here, mate.

Somebody's going to get hurt though,

that's what scares me.

When's this thing going to happen?

I call it me "black mists".

Next week? Next month?

Next ten seconds?

That is lovely bit of workmanship.

That's value. That's value.

Oh my God.

This for the series.

For my son.

You've got a son!?

Yeah. In Glasgow with his mum.

Fourteen years of age to mind.

Always out on the golf course,

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Alexander Masters

Alexander Masters is an author, screenwriter, and worker with the homeless. He lives in Cambridge, United Kingdom. Masters is the son of authors Dexter Masters and Joan Brady. He was educated at Bedales School, and took a first in physics from King's College London. He then went to St Edmund's College, Cambridge for a further degree in maths, and then the beginnings of a PhD in the philosophy of quantum mechanics. He was studying for an MSc degree in mathematics with the Open University, and working as an assistant at a hostel for the homeless in Cambridge, when he wrote his first book. He is the writer and illustrator of Stuart: A Life Backwards (ISBN 0-00-720037-4), the biography of Stuart Shorter. It explores how a young boy, somewhat disabled from birth, became mentally unstable, criminal and violent, living homeless on the streets of Cambridge. As the title suggests, the book starts from Shorter's adult life, tracing it back in time through his troubled childhood, examining the effects his family, schooling and disability had on his eventual state. Masters wrote the book with Shorter's active and enthusiastic help.Alexander Masters won an Arts Council Writers' Award for Stuart and went on to win the Guardian First Book Award and the Hawthornden Prize. The book was also shortlisted (in the biography category) for the Whitbread Book-of-the-Year Award, the Samuel Johnson Prize, and the National Book Critics Circle Award in the United States. He also wrote a screenplay adaptation, filmed in 2006 for the BBC and HBO, and broadcast in September 2007. It won the Royal Television Society Award in the Single Drama category and the Reims International Television award for the Best TV Screenplay. In 2007, he collaborated with photographer Adrian Clarke on the book Gary's Friends, chronicling the lives of drug and alcohol abusers in North East England. Masters is also the author of The Genius In My Basement (ISBN 9780007243389), a biography of mathematician Simon P. Norton. In 2016, Masters published A Life Discarded: 148 Diaries Found in the Trash (ISBN 9780374178185)Alexander Masters has been portrayed by Benedict Cumberbatch in Stuart: A Life Backwards, the 2007 BBC dramatization of his biography of Stuart Shorter. more…

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