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Because that's what we do.

It's part of the procedure.

I thought...

searches were done

by people of the same sex.

Usually that's true, but there are

occasional exceptions like this.

Take off your clothes.

What if I say no?

- Say no?

- Well, I don't want to.

Look at the situation from my side.

I can't take the chance

of releasing the wrong person.

I cannot give you the benefit of the doubt.

I can't give you the benefit of the doubt.

I demand to see somebody

from my embassy.

Why? Why not cooperate?

- Have you got something to hide?

- No.

Is it your body that you're embarrassed about,

something smaller than it ought to be?

There we go.

Thank you for the cooperation.

Do you have something to hide?

No.

Is there a part of your body

you're embarrassed about, something...

smaller than it ought to be?

There we go.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Uh, uh.

Hm.

You work out.

You have a good solid body.

So I figure maybe you go to the gym.

Pants.

Sexy.

Take them off.

Yes. A good solid body.

And by solid I don't mean fat.

You are not fat.

We can all afford

to lose a few pounds, of course.

But you're not even close to fat.

Sexy.

Take them off.

Yes. You've got a good solid body.

By solid I do not mean fat.

You are not fat.

We can all afford to lose a few pounds,

of course, but you're not even close to fat.

Did you know that the al-Qaeda

in their training manual

suggest that martyrs for Allah shave off

all of their body hair before they die?

Why?

For what purpose?

I ask you, why?

I don't know anything about al-Qaeda.

(Sighs) I'm not saying that you do.

- Open your mouth.

- My mouth?

Wide.

Aah.

Like at the dentist.

I mean, you do go to the dentist, don't you?

Wider.

Come on, help me out.

My mouth doesn't go any wider.

Open like during oral sex.

You know they call this a cavity search,

cavity meaning every orifice in the body.

But you'd be surprised the number of times

I actually find a cavity in someone's teeth.

But not you.

Yours are in tiptop condition.

There. That wasn't so bad, was it?

Ever been married?

No.

You...

like girls,

don't you?

Yes.

So if I touch you down there...

what do you think your reaction will be?

Don't.

Don't?

Please.

Don't.

(Sniffs)

Ever been married?

No.

You like girls, don't you?

Yes.

So if I touch you down there,

what do you think your reaction will be?

Don't.

Oh.

Don't. Did you say don't?

Please don't.

Ah.

That was sweet. Er...

What's the word?

Plaintive.

That's what happens to people

who end up in here.

Outside these walls they're tough,

they've got an attitude.

But once that door shuts, they crumble.

They turn into little girls.

That's what you remind me of now.

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