Strangers Page #2

- Why?

You will like it.

- What if I don't?

Then I will take you out for

dinner. - That was quick.

What if I like it?

Then you can take me out for dinner.

And I will do one thing..

instead of my autograph..

..I'll scribble down my number.

You can call me when you

are through with it.

From thoughts into the paper.

But this was worst.

I believe there is not much

difference in writing and shitting.

Its one and the same thing.

You know.. what is troubling

you.. you extricate that.

It's the same with writing.

Whatever you have in your

head gets a vent.

Release of pressure.

But.. now I didn't have words.

All this power that I had, l

thought I had as a writer.

It was flushed down the drain.

I was suffering from

mental constipation.

Obviously. I couldn't

do any other work too.

My publisher was angry.

Because I was not doing

the publicity properly.

But then.. suddenly something

started to happen.

Something that was to make

my life.. worst than ever.

I call it the Preeti sighting.

We all are here today..

What a film!

And I want to thank everybody

this morning for coming down.

For your last respect

to my mom and dad.

And they will be happy to know that

all their friends and family..

..have turned down today

to say goodbye.

Dad used to say that he

met mom during floods.

And that there has to

be a reason for it.

Sorry.

Again the day I was born,

it was raining.

There has to be a reason

behind this too.

The reason is to slug as fishes.

Great! Just perfect!

It was their last wish..

There you are in front

of the woman..

..you had been going crazy

over the past week or so.

And she is driving you

crazy all over again.

But I am not lying.

I have actually maintained

a record..

..of the times that I have seen you.

During daytime. At night. And

mostly on Kingston Avenue.

I work on Kingston Avenue.

You must have seen me

going to the office.

Oh! That's a..! Sugar?

- Two.

The mystery is solved.

But don't you think there

is more to my visions?

Tell me something.

Do you wear funny dresses

and go to office?

What do you mean?

I mean those funny skirts! Black,

brown and all that!

They are not funny.

And are you mad?

You are sitting with a girl

for the first time.

And you are making

fun of her clothes.

First.

- First.

First time.

- First time.

So Saturday is confirmed.

You know, in all of England, you

must be the only guy who..

..calls a girl for a date

at 1 0 in the morning.

Good! I will take that for a yes!

Where have you brought me, Rahul?

What are we doing here?

I used to think you are

those disco type girls.

But what to do in disco?

No disco will be open so

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