Stranger Than Fiction Page #2
Yes, I can.
You can if you wanna get audited.
Only if I recognize your right
to audit me, Mr. Crick.
Ms. Pascal, I'm right here
auditing you.
Now I have to go over
your past three years...
...to make sure
that's all you haven't paid.
Fine.
Actually, you know, it's not fine.
Listen, I'm a big supporter
of fixing potholes...
and building shelters.
I am more than happy
to pay those taxes.
I'm just not such a big fan
of the percentage...
...that the government uses
for national defense...
...corporate bailouts
and campaign discretionary funds.
So I didn't pay those taxes.
I think, actually...
...I sent a letter to that effect
with my return.
Would it be the letter that begins,
"Dear lmperialist Swine"?
Yes.
Ms. Pascal, what you're describing
is anarchy. Are you an anarchist?
- You mean am I a member of--?
- An anarchist group, yes.
Anarchists have a group?
I believe so. Sure.
They assemble?
I don't know.
Wouldn't that completely
defeat the purpose?
It was difficult for Harold to imagine
Ms. Pascal as a revolutionary.
- Not now.
- Her thin arms...
- What?
- Her long shapely legs...
- Nothing.
... dashing from tear gas.
Harold wasn't prone to fantasies...
... and so he tried his best
to remain professional.
But, of course, failed.
He couldn't help but imagine
Ms. Pascal...
... stroking the side of his face
with the soft blade of her finger.
He couldn't help but imagine her
immersed in a tub...
... shaving her legs.
And he couldn't help
but imagine her naked...
- ... stretched across his bed.
- Mr. Crick?
- Mr. Crick.
- Yes, what is it?
You're staring at my tits.
I wa--? I don't think I was.
I don't think I would do that.
If I was, I can assure you...
...it was only as a representative
of the United States government.
Sorry, I'm just having issues today.
So I'll be back on Tuesday.
beleaguered and exasperated...
- ... outside the bakery...
- Shut up!
... cursing the heavens in futility.
No, I'm not, I'm cursing you,
you stupid voice!
So shut up and leave me alone!
Hey, watch it!
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Are you Miss Eiffel?
- Yes.
- Excellent.
May I ask what you're doing?
Research.
- Oh, am I interrupting?
- Yes.
I'm sorry. I'm Penny Escher.
I'm the assistant
your publishers hired.
- The spy.
- The assistant.
I provide the same services
as a secretary.
I don't need a secretary.
Then I will have to find some
other way of occupying my time.
Like watching me like a vulture...
...because the publishers
think I have writer's block, right?
Do you have writer's block?
Are these pages?
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