Strange Wilderness Page #2
at P.J. Maloney's.
By the way, did you guys notice
any sediment in that tequila?
'Cause some kind of pebble or rock
or something clogged up my penis hole
like a f***ing water balloon
hooked up to a tea kettle.
F*** you! You wanna fight?
Here we are. Pull over.
You're 45 minutes late for the meeting.
You're 45 minutes late for the meeting.
Great. I'll tell him you called. Thank you.
Good morning. We have
an 11:
00 meeting with Mr. Ed Lawson.Sorry we're a little late.
Dude, Sky Pierson.
Hey, Pierson, TJ.
Well, as I live and breathe.
Peter Gaulke
and his shadow, Fred Wolf.
No, no, not Pete and Fred.
It's more like Neil and Bob.
Or is that just what they do?
Hey, so what are you guys doing here?
We're talking to Lawson about bringing
our wildlife show over here to K-PIP.
It's great, 'cause Lawson's in there
jumping through hoops
trying to make the deal work.
It is so much fun
to have your ass royally kissed.
Yeah, it is.
I mean, after all, it's not your fault
that our budget
And you must miss
your father's skills, am I right?
Yeah.
Yeah, actually it's...
Yes, just at times when I...
You know what, we've got to go.
Later, huh?
Seriously, good luck, dude.
Awesome.
You know, I know he was jiving us
a little, but Sky Pierson's so cool.
Oh, yeah, you kidding me?
He is the king
of wildlife show hosts, man.
All right, come on, let's see Lawson.
- This is it.
- Germans do it.
All right, let's cut to the chase.
The ratings for Strange Wilderness
have been dropping considerably
for the past two years.
Okay, now, when my dad had the show,
you aired him at 7:00
and we're on at 3:00 a.m. So...
Pete, let me finish.
I haven't even started yet. Okay?
Let's take the crappy ratings aside.
Throw them aside.
The network has taken so much flak
for the perceived irresponsibilitys
of your show.
I had my assistant
put together some clips.
Oh, fun.
Let me tell you something. I am
disturbed by what I'm seeing. Okay?
Many of these animals are... Whoa,
something's about to go down here.
Oh, I can smell a good time
on the horizon. Oh, that's it.
Slice me off a piece and serve it up hot.
I'm next in line.
Okay.
That's okay, right?
Sad.
Okay? What about this?
Hey, stick around
because when we come back, we're
gonna find us some pygmy people.
All right, all the littering aside,
how do you refer
to the indigenous people, the natives,
as pygmy people?
That's just wrong!
What? No.
I like all people.
It's Fred who's the racist.
You ought to hear what he says
about the Chine.
- Right?
- What?
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