Stormland Page #5

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He lives on crime novels

the bastard.

He knows what he's doing.

The money has to

come from somewhere.

If you can't profit

from low culture

how will you finance

the high culture?

Put on some pants.

What, does this make

you uncomfortable?

I'm hungry.

- Do I threaten you?

Always hungry.

Silla at the fish factory

is going to be a grandmother.

Dagga, she's expecting a child.

They're not celebrating the

paternity.

That's a load of crap.

I'm the father.

Really?

- Yes. That's what she said.

This can happen.

Is she going to let

us see it?

I would think so.

And are you happy about it?

I think so.

- That's nice.

Men are not that

into children.

I thought you had

waterballs.

Hello, mate.

- Hello.

How are you?

- Fine.

No weight gain

over Christmas?

No? Cool.

When's the book

being published?

Soon.

Dad?

- Yes, dear.

Thank you.

See you tomorrow.

OK.

Goodbye, mate.

Is dad here?

He opened his eyes

as soon as you came.

Isn't he cool?

Yes, he's cool.

Just great.

- Yes, he is.

Taking difficult

circumstances into account.

Don't you think he

looks like dad?

No, he's much cuter.

Viddi, how many kids

do you have?

Five creatures, man.

With four women.

I had a family portrait

taken the other day.

It was spectacular.

With all the kids?

- Yes.

And all the women?

- Yes.

Together.

- Yes.

It was brilliant.

Took a bit of time

but we did it in the end.

You have to get

something for the payments.

I'm always paying something.

Why do you think I'm

doing those commercials?

You have to start

behaving like a man.

I'm trying, man.

It's the bloody women.

They won't leave me alone.

There is something else.

If we're going to

work together

I have to tell you something.

Completely confidential.

Yes.

I'm a sex addict.

No really, it's a disease.

I went to a meeting.

It was really hard.

Loads of hot chicks there.

Babes all over.

It's like they say, man.

One day at a time.

I can't do this, Viddi.

I have to have a beer.

Of course.

A new dad.

I always go straight

to the bar from the maternity ward.

Christmas is over.

The last day of Christmas.

No mercy, boys.

Have some.

It's quality champagne.

Are you still sober, Keli?

- Yes, I can't touch it.

It ends with mental disease

or death.

But congratulations.

- Cheers.

Dagga is great fun.

A great girl.

I once had a guy from

the Faroe Islands here.

I think his name was,

Jgvan.

he had Dagga on the brain.

He f***ed her mercilessly

in every room.

I charged him for

at least three.

I collected

screwing tax from him.

Congratulations.

Biba.

Why are you speaking English?

- She speaks English.

She was raised in the capital,

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