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I don't want--

Let's talk about your wife.

- Lucetta?

- Mm-hmm, yeah.

- Has she come up here? You seen her?

- No.

- She's a dime, dawg.

- What's a dime?

Perfect 10, man. She's fine.

I'll tell you, between you and me,

she's-she's a alien.

Alien? What do you mean,

like an illegal?

No, she ain't illegal, man.

She's whiter than you.

No, she's like-- she's like a--

she's an alien

from another world, man.

She visit you much?

Picnics most Saturdays?

I don't want no picnic, man.

I miss my dick in her f***in' ass.

You know, I miss her suckin' me

till I can't take no more.

I mean, she's crazy.

She'll do anything.

F*** her tits, come in her face, she'll

just blink and keep on laughing, man.

It's-- she--

look, if we gonna talk about Lucetta,

you better watch out,

'cause I'm gonna give you

some pictures in your head

gonna keep you up nights, man.

Oh man.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I-I got a mouth, I know.

I apologize, man.

You're givin' me that look,

and I feel like you go down here

and that's the end of this sh*t.

Look, I don't want no beef with you.

I just want to be vegetarian.

(chair creaks)

ls that your wife?

You're married?

Yeah.

~ A long time?

- 43 years.

Get the f*** out.

Man, that's true love, huh?

That's great, and after 43 years

and you still get it on and everything?

~ Excuse me?

- No, I'm really curious about this.

It's like, say, I love my lady, right,

but, you know, I wonder sometimes,

like how you gonna do

when the skin starts to go to the crepe,

you know what I'm sayin'? I mean,

what do-- how does that work for you?

Like you get hip to Viagra,

so you can like hammer nails with it?

Listen listen, look, I don't talk

with anybody about my wife like that.

I ain't talkin' about your wife.

I'm sayin', for me,

you know,

I've been locked up a long time.

You don't need much more than two

pumps and a swirl to get it done.

I don't consider this polite

conversation.

I ain't tryin' to be rude, okay?

I really want to know

where does that go?

Or where do you put it, if you--

you get what I'm sayin'?

I want to know

how it works for you,

how you keep a lid on that.

We're not--

we're not talking about me.

We're not talking about me, okay?

Radio host:

Man looks on the outward appearance.

God looks on the heart.

And certainly the heart

of a man does matter,

because out of the abundance

of the heart the mouth speaks...

(speaking Spanish)

Male radio caller: Only in the choices

that God decides to present to us.

Host:

Well, no, I'm not saying that.

I'm saying that I just believe

that we're automatons...

Radio:

...and here's the deal:

- I did not choose to be born...

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