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what a yarmulke is? You mean a beanie? No, it's not a beanie,

Pop. It's, uh -- Jewish people

wear them, Pete. It's -- it's religious. It's their traditional

head wear. It's like feathers

for Indians.

Exactly. Well, what's it for? To hide their horns. They have horns? [ Laughs ] Joseph!

No, that's not right, and nobody repeats that

out of this house. Do you hear me?

Who wants ice cream? I do.

Chocolate, please. Come on,

I need helpers. Vanilla.

Thank you. You're requesting flavours?

You'll get what we have. We always do.

Pete, get me some --

some vanilla. So, your Uncle Charlie

can get you an interview at the city planner's office. Yeah, well, uh,

no, thanks. Well, Patrick, what about

the fire department? No, no, no,

forget about that. That's always there

for him. So, what are you

gonna do? What am I gonna do? Well, uh, you know, I'm still waiting for those

scholarships to come through, and until then, I'm

lifeguarding, you know. I'm making money

and saving money -- Lifeguarding?

[ Laughs ] I raised a professional

lifeguarder in Chicago. Works three months a year,

right? Dad, if you could see Sheila Moran

in a bathing suit, you'd be a lifeguarder,

too, I promise. "Oh, Patrick, save me. Help! Save me!

Oh, give me a little kiss

on the cheek, baby." Patrick, Francis Demos told me

Sheila likes you. All you have to do

is ask her out. Don't let her old man

catch you.

No kidding. Do we have to talk about

my personal life every night at dinner? [ Laughs ] I think you like her,

son. [ Birds chirping, children

shouting in distance ] Come in. Hey, Rabbi Jacobsen.

It's me -- Pete O'Malley. Oh, yes, Mr. O'Malley,

have a seat. How are you? I'm great. Thanks. I'm ready to start

my quest, but I thought I might need

your permission first. Excellent idea.

What are your plans? I was thinking of setting up this lemonade "free trip

to Heaven" stand. Of course! The old lemonade "free trip

to Heaven" stand. Very enterprising. Jewish people like

lemonade, right? Oh, sure. In fact, I think Moses had

the first setup on Mount Sinai. I'm -- I'm just setting it up,

uh, at the front door. Oh, and I'm not gonna

charge. Well, if you're not gonna

charge anything, people won't take you

seriously. How about a nickel? Alright. Fine,

don't charge anyone. I'm sure that'll work. I'll let you know

how everything goes. Appreciate it. Uh, Pete... Yeah? Jewish people do believe

in Heaven, just not the same way

Christians do. Ours involves

a little more waiting. Well, maybe I could get the

people who don't want to wait. Okay. Here you go. Thanks. See you later. [ Bell dings ] [ Distant talking ] Ah, Mr. O'Malley. Just remember Rome

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