Stillwater Page #2
- Year:
- 2018
- 92 min
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I didn't have to lug around
as much sh*t as
this guy made me.
He just sits down here,
relaxin', drinking a beer,
he's got me climbing
trees, dangling off limbs,
to put his f***ing star
camera up in the sky there.
He's relaxing.
- He's on vacation.
- He is on vacation.
Bring it in.
Look, this was last night.
That, my friends,
is the milky way.
You should it when we
display this in the shop.
It puts customers in
like a serious trance.
Wow.
Well, that is f***ing
great, Copernicus,
but can we get
back to tents now,
'cause I wanna be as
far as I possibly can
from all of you,
especially Dawson, now that I
remember how loud he snores.
And I need my
f***ing beauty sleep.
Hey, you ever get
tired of being you, Coop?
No.
(laughing)
Why?
You're way out
there, mister big shot.
Okay, that's Willie, that's
Dawson, that's me and Richie
over here, and then lastly...
Hey, speak of the devil.
- What's up, motherfuckers?
- Ah, damn it.
Oh, what's the matter?
What, you didn't
think I'd make it?
[Richie] You have
been known, Leech.
Ah, bullshit.
Look, you wouldn't have made
it if you'd been through
what I just went through.
I mean sh*t, first my
publicist calls me, right?
She's on the phone
with me for four hours,
talking my ear off.
I'm like, oh my god,
I'm stressed out.
So, I go to stop, pull
over, get a beer, right?
Go to pay for the beer,
lost my f***ing wallet.
Jesus Christ, I don't
even wanna tell you
what I had to do to
negotiate these bad boys.
Seriously, another
story, another time.
Sh*t's f***ed.
Anyway, I get on
the highway, right?
Cruising, making good time.
All of a sudden,
I'm driving, boom,
f***ing 25 point buck comes
outta f***ing nowhere.
I'm like errr, get out
the f***ing way, Bambi.
Skidding, get off to the
side, turn the car off,
stalls dead, won't start.
I'm f***ed.
You ever try hitchhiking with
a f***ing canoe on your back?
Sh*t is real, bro.
Wow.
Uh, you know, I work
with liars all day long
and that is grade-A bullshit.
Are you f***ing insane?
No, man, it happened.
We know you had
to make your bed.
Give that hot momma
a little foot rub.
F*** you, man.
I'm not the foot doctor here.
Podiatrist, goddamn it.
(laughing)
Oh, there it is.
Podiatrist.
(laughing)
- What's up, man?
- What's up, Richie?
Listen, those tents
are fully loaded.
I appreciate this.
- [Cooper] Jack, Jack.
- I got everything you need.
Now we're talking, man.
Any chance you got cell
towers in these tents?
No, man.
(laughing)
Great, my fans are
not gonna like that.
I'm sure all three
of them will survive.
At least they're not
f***ing four years old.
So what?
Who needs cell towers
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