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Alright...

Alright, I'll be right back.

-I'm hungry now.

-Well if you don't

want salad- Here.

Eat that.

I'll be right back.

-Hi, I just had a missed

call from this number.

- Hey.

- Who is this?

-It's Bryan.

-Who?

-It's Bryan.

-I'm sorry.

I meet a lot of people.

Bryan - it doesn't

ring any bells.

-From the other night.

The one who heard the

message from your dad.

-Did I give you my number?

-Is this a bad time?

-Listen, I can't

f*** you, alright.

I'm out of town for a while.

-No, I wasn't calling

for-- I just--

I just wanted

to check up on you.

-Oh, I get it.

You get off on rescuing damsels

in distress, is that it?

-What? No!

I do not get off on

whatever you just said.

I just was thinking about you

and wanted to give you a call.

Jesus Christ, I wasn't

prepared for an interrogation.

- Wait, I gotta go!

What - you're smoking now?

You're like four.

-I'm six and a half!

-Yes.

Yes, you're six and a half.

Yes you are, girl.

Come here.

You do not want to start smoking

now, believe me, that is not-

-Honey Bunny, stop.

Seriously.

- You're mean.

- No I'm not.

-To Daddy you are.

-Well Daddy doesn't always

behave the way a daddy should.

-Yes he does.

-If you can't see that, you

totally drank the Kool-Aid.

-Kool-Aid's for coloreds.

-Great.

Now he's turning you

into a racist too.

-A what?

-Listen, there's Daddy's world

and then there's the real world.

-Is the real world L.A.?

-Turn back around.

-What are you doing?

-Drinking Baily's

over three ice cubes.

- Why?

- Because that's what

it recommended on the

back of the bottle.

Why are you still awake?

-I want to listen with you.

-No.

No, kid.

Back to bed.

Go.

- But I don't want to-

- Come on.

Go on, back to bed.

-But I don't want to...

-Say goodnight moon.

-But I don't wanna go to bed!

-I'm going to count to three.

One...

Two...

-Goodnight kittens,

goodnight mittens.

-Say goodnight to the boys.

-Goodnight Miles.

Goodnight B.B.

Goodnight Coltrane.

-Good girl.

Good night, princess.

-Well you can expect all sorts

of things:
lack of appetite,

lethargy, hair loss, loss of

bowel movement, dry mouth,

difficulty swallowing.

It's important that

he takes a rest when he

needs to feel rested.

Here's the pamphlet form

the lung cancer alliance.

-Thank you.

-Did you have any

other questions?

-Uh, yeah.

Yeah.

How long does the first

cycle of Chemo last?

-It's six weeks.

He'll come in for five-hour

treatments Mondays,

Wednesdays and Fridays.

Then we check if the cancer has

spread to assess whether or not

he needs another

six week course.

-I'd like to make an

announcement to everybody.

I have officially quit smoking.

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