Sticks and Stones Page #5

Infantry Division

crossed the

Euphrates River

and were on the march to

Baghdad, about 160 miles away.

In Northern Kuwait...

- You gonna sleep

tonight or what?

- Whats wrong

with these people?

- Bunch of drooling idiots.

- He wasnt so tough, the guy

who threw the beer at Coach.

- You think you could take him?

- No, but I bet Dad

wouldve laid him out.

- That wouldve been so sweet!

(Farting)

Oh, Dennis!

(Farting)

- You dying over there, buddy?

(Laughing)

I dont think so!

(Farting sounds)

- Neil!

This is Mr. Houle.

Neil, boys, a scout

for the Notre Dame Hounds.

- Great to meet you.

- This is my son Kyle Perkins,

and thats Jordy Martin.

- You guys are having

a good year, eh?

- Yeah. Vinny Lecavalier

was a Hound, right?

- You bet.

So was Rod BrindAmour

and Curtis Joseph.

- Told you.

- So just go out and have fun

out there. No pressure.

Its not all on one game.

Good luck.

- Catch you later.

- No pressure, he says.

- OK guys, forget about

yesterday, all right?

From now on, its all

just about hockey, OK?

Now, Frederictons a good team.

But well be all right

if we keep it simple.

Just dump it in, backcheck,

help out your D.

Were gonna need a big effort

from everybody here.

So who are we?

- (Boys):
Boxers.

- Did you hear something?

- Not really, no.

Sounded like some baby birds

peeping in their nest.

- Yeah, peep-peep-peep,

like that. Let me try again.

Who are we?

- (Boys):
Boxers!

- Come on, guys!

- (Chanting):
Boxers! Boxers!

- Yeah! Boxers! Boxers!

Rock

- We need to put on a show.

Try some of those long

break-out passes.

Makes us both look good.

You stand em up

at the blue line,

Ill take care of the rest.

Its Notre Dame, man!

First step on

the way to the draft.

And the Toronto Maple Leafs

are pleased to select

from the Notre Dame Hounds

center Kyle Perkins!

Ah!

- Shut up!

What are you? Like a talking

robot or something?

(Music off)

- All right, boys!

Lets go!

Come on now!

Big game! Lets go!

- Ladies and gentlemen, please

welcome the Brockton Boxers.

- All right! Boxers!

(Booing)

- Hey! Theyre just

kids, all right?

- Boo!

- Im so glad you

talked me into staying.

Come on, Dennis!

- Lets go!

- Please welcome the

Fredericton Canadiens.

- Cam Neely!

Its too bad you had

to leave last night.

- Everybody in!

Top line out first.

Everybody else on the bench.

- K.P.s line to start,

OConnor and Martin on D.

- Lets go, boys!

(Cheering)

(Cheering)

- Oh yeah!

- Yeah!

- Oh yeah! What a goal!

See that move?

- Nice pass too.

But I could live

without the hot-dogging.

- You OK?

- Yeah.

- Listen, Mike.

Dump it in.

You cant let em tee off

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