Steve Jobs Page #6

STEVE JOBS - Shooting Script 03/19/15 18.

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JOANNA:

(over)

I’m going to check in with

Hertzfeld.

(to LISA)

We’re trying to get a computer to

say hello but right now it’s being

very shy. Would you come help me?

(to CHRISANN)

Is it okay?

CHRISANN:

Sure.

STEVE:

(to JOANNA)

Thank you.

LISA:

(to JOANNA)

My dad named a computer after me.

STEVE:

I’m not your-

STEVE stops himself and sees the looks coming from both

CHRISANN and JOANNA.

STEVE (CONT’D)

(pause)

That, actually--do you know what a

coincidence is, Lisa? Like if you

met someone, if you made a new

friend and her name was Lisa too,

that would be a coincidence. Lisa

stands for “Local Integrated System

Architecture”. L-I-S-A. It’s a

coincidence.

JOANNA:

(pause)

You about done?

STEVE:

Yeah.

JOANNA:

(to LISA)

Come. Let’s make that computer say

hi.

LISA’s still absorbing the “Lisa” information...

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CHRISANN:

Go ahead, Lisa.

LISA:

So it was the other way around--I

was named after the computer?

STEVE:

Nothing was named after anybody,

it’s a coincidence.

JOANNA:

Come on, hon.

JOANNA and LISA exit.

CHRISANN:

What’s the matter with you?!

STEVE:

What’s the matter with you?! Why

are you telling her these things?

Why are you still telling her I’m

her father?

CHRISANN:

A judge told her you’re her father-

STEVE:

No he didn’t.

CHRISANN:

--and where the hell do you get off

telling Time magazine that I’ve

slept with 28% of the men in

America.

STEVE:

That’s not remote-

CHRISANN:

Where do you get off?!

STEVE:

That‘s not remotely what I said.

CHRISANN:

(picking up the magazine)

It’s right here.

STEVE:

First of all, can I tell you

something about Time magazine?

(MORE)

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STEVE (CONT'D)

I believe it’s a training facility

for paid assassins.

CHRISANN:

“Jobs insists”--I’m quoting-

STEVE:

I didn’t invent math.

CHRISANN:

”’28% of the male population of the

United States could be the

father.’”

STEVE:

I wasn’t saying you’ve slept with

28% of American men, I was using an

algorithm based on the blood test

which said there was a 94.1% chance

that I’m the father.

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