Stepfather II Page #3

There's got to be a Pedro Guerrero

in there someplace, right?

The Dodgers traded Guerrero.

Oh.

ln Washington State the manhunt continues

Puget Sound police are still on the lookout

for escaped family killer Jerry Blake

Blake who was serving tie

for the grisly murder of a Seattle family

escaped from a psychietric hospial a week ago

So far the police have found no clues

Turning to weather

Here in the Southern Californie area

we're still going to have

a 20-30% chance of showers

which will probably give way

to a warming trend by the weekend

By tomorrow i will be a comfortable 57

What do l look for in a man ?

Whoosh!

( Giggles) l look for

a luxury automobile a trust fund

a platinum American Express card

lntelligence

a sense of humour a four-carat rock

l am wih this gentleman

that l've been seeing for a while

and things are progressing in a nice direction

and l'm about to explain that erm

l use a diephragm and

(Deletes name)

Of course any man l date

has to understand that my career comes first

l haven 't worked all these years

just to throw that away on some guy

WOMAN :
On Sundays

we usually unplug the phone

That way Jake and me are left alone

Quality time between a husband and wife

is very important, Sally.

Anyways, this last Sunday,

being Jake's birthday an ' all,

he wanted something special with his present.

And what was that?

He wanted me to hum a song.

Well, as they say,

''Music soothes the savage beast.''

Not Jake.

lt gets him all hot and bothered,

especially show tunes.

- Show tunes?

-Yeah this week l was supposed to learn Cats

l tried telling Jake

l'd been running around all week.

What with errands

and planning the Church social,

l din 't have tie to learn the tunes

Well, couldn 't you just buy him the record?

lt isn 't the same, Dr Clifford.

l gotta hum the songs.

Well, l can 't blame a man

for taking pride in his wife's voice.

lt isn 't exactly my voice Jake's so interested in .

What do you mean ?

Jake likes me to hum when l...

You know. (Giggles)

No, Sally, l'm afraid l don 't.

He likes me to hum when l...

..when l kiss him down below.

(Woman sniggers)

(Women cough)

Well...

Do you know why he makes you do that?

No, but if you hum a few bars, l can fake it.

Carol, you're very quiet.

This is a...

lt's all very new to me.

l'm not sure where to begin .

Well, begin at the beginning.

My husband...Philip...

He's a dentist and...

- l thought you were divorced.

- He ran away with his 22-year-old hygienist.

- What about the ones who stay, like yours?

- What about my husband?

Well he's a perv

l should know l deliver his mail

- Subscribes to every porn mag under the sun .

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