Step Dogs Page #3
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Pretty sure it's count.
I'm pretty sure it's catch.
And in Hollywood, you
have to stick it to them
before they stick it to you.
It's the rule of the jungle.
And now for my ultimate act of revenge,
precious North Star diamond
and sell it to the buyer I set up.
And live like a king off the profits.
Boy you cats sure can run fast.
I mean, I had no idea a cat
could run that fast.
I'm not a cat.
You're not a cat?
What are you?
Like, a gopher then?
No.
Possum?
No, I'm a dog!
A dog?
You ain't no dog.
Why, you ain't no bigger
than a freckle on a flea.
I'm a dog you bumpkin.
Ugh, it stinks out here.
Oh yeah, sorry.
It was AllYouCanEat chili
at Big Al's last night
and well I'm sure you can understand.
No, not that you big buffoon.
It's something else.
Hey!
I think you're getting
your country nose on!
My what?
Oh yeah, you see city
dogs have a city nose,
and country dogs got
themselves a country nose.
much greater than yours
so you're probably just
smelling a skunk or something.
A skunk?
I don't think I've ever seen one.
Do they get pretty big?
Well now they're about your size.
But they smell a whole lot bigger,
I'll tell you that for free.
Okay, well that sounds really bad.
Oh yeah it's bad.
Makes Big Al's chili look
like a walk in the park.
I can't even begin to tell ya...
I am so out of here.
Cassie?
Okay.
Yeah?
We wait until it gets dark,
we go back to the house,
we see where we can get in.
We do some reconnaissance.
Okay, uh wait.
Uh reconnas... what?
Reconnaissance.
It's an army term.
I learned it in the cadets
but I had to quit
because camping gave me diarrhea.
Right right, okay.
I have the same problem with hot dogs.
Really?
I'm not joining the army though.
You don't have to.
Let's go.
O.
M.
G.
There's no wifi?
How am I supposed to get on
the internet?
My life is over.
No, you just have to...
What?
Communicate with the outside
world with smoke signals?
No, you just have to...
What?
Do I need a shorthand radio
or morse code?
Or maybe I'll just send
faxes all day long.
We have wifi.
You just have to enter
the network password.
Oh, sorry.
What is it?
It's Meatball101.
Hey, why's your dog named
Meatball anyway?
Oh, uh, well it was his favourite food.
And he used to do this trick
where he'd bounce a meatball
on his nose and then he'd
flick it up in the air
and catch it with his mouth.
Hmm, that's a shame.
Yeah, he doesn't really do it anymore.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You think I care.
Isn't this exciting?
A new sister.
Stepsister.
And no, it's not exciting.
What's wrong?
She's kind of a drama queen.
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