Stealing Cars Page #4

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at the subway entrance...

"I feel I've known you

so many years?"

"Because I like you," she said.

"And I don't want anything from you."

You smell nice.

Like morning.

Don't.

Okay.

Whatever you did...

you're too smart to be in here.

You wanna talk about it?

You have a first name?

I sure do.

You let me know

if you change your mind.

Come on.

Coyotes singing'

A song to me

This one's on the nurse.

Conrad.

You got me the job.

Lord knows I need it.

And I will do it,

but I will not do you.

Not again. We've been down

that road before, Connie.

And it was a really short, boring trip.

I'm not gonna listen

Hey, Emmit.

Dance with Conrad, will you?

I don't dance.

The last time I danced was with my wife...

and she danced right out the door,

which is where I'm headed.

Y'all have a good night.

Big trucks are whining

On the pavement floor

Damn.

Take it easy.

Y'all need...

mm...

an IHOP.

No, y'all need

to find another place to sit.

That's what I'm saying. Y'all had

an IHOP, I'd be in there having...

the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity.

Instead, I got this.

Bernville, in all its downtown

downtrodden splendor.

Where you need to be at, son?

Don't get all existential on me, officer.

I'm gonna ask you one more time.

Where you need to be?

- The Bernville Camp for Boys.

- Get in the car!

- Shotgun.

- In the back, boy.

Let me see if I got this straight.

You broke out of camp tonight

so that I could take you back tonight?

And why, you ask? Well...

why did Sir Edmund Hillary

climb Mount Everest? Uh...

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Why did Sir Edmund lick his balls

at the summit?

So, what did you do

to land yourself in there?

Shot a man in Reno.

You're a little too young

to know about Johnny Cash.

My dad taught me.

And what does he do?

Next caller, please.

You may wanna die, but I don't.

Put that smoke out.

I suspect respect

is your biggest problem, son.

And if you lucky,

somebody won't have to beat it into you.

Now, that ain't my style.

But I ain't too old to change.

Get this cleaned up...

and me and you gonna be okay.

Yes, sir.

Blow out your candle

It will not...

- Let's go, sweetheart.

- Unh.

Compliments of Mr. Wyatt's

late-night outing...

he will be wearing

the Bernville Camp for Boys tuxedo!

He will wear it today,

tomorrow and for as long as I say!

This is not the only tuxedo

I have in stock, Mr. Dye.

Any one of you even think

about going AWOL, Mr. Stein...

I will outfit all you fish in a flash.

Now, back to your spades.

Spade.

- Look at his eye.

- Hey, yo, chill out.

- Hey, Bill.

- This good? Like this?

Here.

Uh, I stole it from breakfast.

What is all this?

It's the community

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