Stark Raving Black Page #3
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l was laughing my tits off
at his clean story.
And then Vince began
to talk about his father...
[sighs]
His dead father.
Son of a b*tch.
He's pulling out
the dead father card.
That's a hard one to trump.
And his father was
He was not only a redneck;
he was a judge.
He was everything
to everyone.
He was the greatest man
that ever walked the Earth.
And all
l kept thinking was,
''Sh*t, l don't have time
to go home and kill mine.''
And Vince said, as his father
got sicker and sicker,
and told him
that he had
an idea for a song
that he always
wanted Vince to write.
And Vince couldn't get it
written before his father died,
but after he died,
he found the inspiration
to write that song.
And now
he was gonna sing it.
Who's not going
to like that song?
And it was a great song.
lt was sad and-
son of a b*tch-it was funny.
lt was really funny.
The refrain
of that song was,
''How can l kiss
those lips at night
that have been chewing
my ass out all day long?''
lf you didn't laugh
at that,
you're f***ing brain-dead.
And now he's set the bar
for the kind of bad words
you can use.
And you can say
''ass'' in reference to your ass,
your physical ass,
as in,
''He said the word 'ass.'''
[giggles]
''l thought
he was going to say 'heinie.'''
Now l'm standing offstage,
and l'm going through
my f***ing act
getting rid
of all the bad words.
l've got about
And then...
his wife came onstage.
His wife, if you don't know,
is Amy Grant.
And if you don't know
who Amy Grant is,
you should.
She is the greatest
Ohristian singer
in all of Ohristendom...
And she is made
entirely out of cream.
l know because
Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.
And she's perfect.
She's f***ing perfect.
The only thought l had
as l stood next to her was,
''Lewis, you're
a despicable piece of sh*t.
You're a despicable
piece of sh*t.''
Now, she comes on the stage,
and she kisses him.
Oh, really?
The two of you had to kiss?
You f***ing fucks.
Are you shitting me?
Haven't you
taken enough from me?
You were
just standing there.
She was
just standing there.
He's been gone 1 2 minutes.
There was
no f***ing reason for that.
Now, when it comes to love,
l am the most jaded f***
in the universe.
But l have to say,
when the two of them kissed,
lt went in waves
over the audience.
l was knocked over
Son of a b*tch.
How will l, a Jew,
ever know Ohristian love?
My friends, many have
been married for years,
and l've never seen
that kind of love.
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