Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams

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Hello, everyone.

We want to welcome a very special guest

to our park today the president's daughter.

Big smile. Big smile. Hello, Alexandra.

Where's your father? He will be here.

l will make sure of it.

Well, hey there, little miss first lady,

l am Dinky Winks, owner of

this fine establishment.

You ready to ride the ride and shrill

to the thrills, spills, and chills?

Yes, l am. Right this way.

Of course, that behind me.....

The world famous Whippersnapper.

Guaranteed to make grown men howl

like a cub woke at weaning time.

Over on our left... Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

The NerveWracker.... oh-ho, painful.

Good fun. On your other left is, uh, well,

my personal favorite..... The Vomiter.

Now, we tell people not to ride it on

a full stomach, but you know folks.

They just don't listen.

But... why bother with any of those?

You're here for my latest and greatest.

For your personal amusement and complete

gratification, l humbly offer.... the Juggler.

But is it fast? ls it fast?

Well, let's see, shall we?

The riders are strapped into the bubble.

The hydrobot lifts the

bubble high into the air.

And spins it round and round as fast as the

United States government will allow.

The bubble spins, turns, flips, and bounces.

And then...... it juggles you.

l want to go on.

l thought so.

Now, understand the override precautions are

top-notch, modified by yours truly.

l thought her father was supposed to be here.

The president has more pressing business

than to spend an entire Sunday in a theme park.

No one's that busy.

Have fun, kid.

We will take it a little slow,

just make it fun.

Mm-hmm. Can't you get her down?

Somebody's jammed the override.

Why, that little troublemaker.

Remain calm. Remain calm. We are the Secret

Service. Everything is under control.

There's nothing we can do, sir. What?

The weight of our agents

will prevent us from ascending

the shaky precipice on which she now stands.

She will fall. Don't we have any smaller agents?

Bring me agents SK1 and SK2.

Coming through. Coming through.

We're ready. Use this... the latest gear.

We get to keep them afterwards?

- N... No. Yes.

- Of course. Let's rock.

You're sure they can handle this?

lf not, there are two others who can.

Bring me agents SK3 and SK4 as back-up.

Ugh. Ugh. We got company.

Gary and Gerti...

What are they doing here? Ugh.

Excuse me there, sport.

Where did you get that?

Latest in electro-riser technology, with new

composite materials and A.l. brainology.

l can see you don't know what l am talking

about. Gary, this is my rescue.

We will take it from here.

"Latest gear," my butt.

No, no, no. You will just make it worse.

Now you done it. Over here. Get away

from me. Alexandra, take my hand.

Back off. I want my father to

come up here and get me.

But he's the president of the United States.

No, he's my father.

He was my father before he ever became

president, and he should still be my father now.

l want him up here. Sir, we have a situation.

She's got the Transmooker.

This is now a code-red situation.

Get her down now.

The point is,

you and your father need to have a talk.

Up here may not be the best place.

Come with me, and l promise you,

the two of you will have that talk.

How can you promise that? l am Level 2.

l can order him to talk to you.

Hi, Gerti. What are you doing?

l am trying to stop the ride.

Without disengaging the axis? Exactly.

Then stop what you're doing.

You see, the ride is designed

to work like a giant magnet.

lf you reverse the polarization,

bye-bye, president's daughter.

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