Spy Kids Page #5

I can't find the blue!

CARMEN:
Hang on!

JUNI:
What are those things?

I don't know,

but they're catching up!

- Where's the gas pedal?

- No! Don't touch anything!

[Electronic sounds]

You weirdo!

You switched it to manual!

Aah!

JUNI:

How do you work this thing?

CARMEN:
It was programmed

to take us to the safe house.

- Aah!

- Aah!

[Carmen and Juni scream]

Aah!

Juni?

Juni?

Juni, what are you

doing down there?

Help me!

[Screaming]

Hang on! I'm coming to get you!

Uhh!

[Electronic beeping]

Uhh! Aah!

COMPUTER:
Autopilot re-engaged.

CARMEN:
Wow!

We are definitely

gonna be late for school.

Stop shaking.

I can't.

Stop shaking, or you'll

give yourself more warts.

CARMEN:
We're gonna be fine.

Just be cool...

and do exactly as I say.

OK.

[Electronic beeping]

[Computer engages]

COMPUTER:
Welcome

to the N.I.X. Super Guppy.

[Beeping and whistling]

Juni, don't touch anything.

Juni!

- Whoa!

- Whoa! Cool.

COMPUTER:

Destination--safe house.

Estimated time for arrival...

two hours, thirty minutes.

- Juni, close your eyes.

- Why?

Just keep them shut,

all right?

OK, you can open your eyes now.

Thanks.

I just don't want you

crying all over me.

We're never gonna

see them again, are we?

[Chiming]

COMPUTER:

Refreshments ready.

Would you care

for a lullaby, sir?

[Flushing]

Now flushing your poop.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Computer mumbling]

Very dangerous.

[Chittering]

INGRID:
Characters

from Floop's TV show.

They're prisoners.

FLOOP:

We need the Brain, Minion.

We're running out of time.

Don't worry, sir.

Ingrid and Gregorio Cortez...

are the only agents I know of

that never had a weakness...

MINION:
but times change.

Now they have two.

JUNI:
Did you lock it?

[Theft alarm beeping]

CARMEN:
Yep.

That's the safe house?

JUNI:

Looks more like an outhouse.

DOOR:
Your name?

Carmen Cortez.

DOOR:
Your full name, please.

I don't use my full name.

It's too long.

Your full name, please.

Carmen Elizabeth Juanita

Costa-Brava Cortez.

My name's a pass-code?

[Generator humming]

[Machines beeping]

Whoa.

This place is amazing.

Empty.

How safe is a safe house

if there's nothing to eat?

[Gears winding]

"Machete's Buddy Pack"?

Whoa!

Emergency cash?

From every country.

I think I'd better

take all of that.

Check it out.

Thank you, Carmen!

We'll see them again.

Just like they said.

So this time

we're supposed to believe them.

Let's stop worrying

about the children.

They still wear diapers.

Only one is in diapers

and only at night.

It's not that unusual, OK?

This is why I never wanted

to go on another mission.

Are you blaming me for this?

An hour ago you seemed happy

to be back in the game.

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