Spy

Synopsis: Susan Cooper is an unassuming, deskbound CIA analyst, and the unsung hero behind the Agency's most dangerous missions. But when her partner falls off the grid and another top agent is compromised, she volunteers to go deep undercover to infiltrate the world of a deadly arms dealer, and prevent a global crisis.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Paul Feig
Production: 20th Century Fox
  Nominated for 2 Golden Globes. Another 6 wins & 27 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.0
Metacritic:
75
Rotten Tomatoes:
94%
R
Year:
2015
119 min
$89,914,425
Website
785 Views

Ladies.

Baccarat.

Exquisite.

Tihomir.

Hang up.

Bradley Fine.

I'm honored.

Pleasure's all mine.

Tell me where the bomb is.

10 seconds, or you're dead.

Interesting.

You see, when my men

and I hid it...

I made sure to erase

any witnesses.

And then I erased the erasers.

Which means,

I'm now the only one

who knows...

just where that

dangerously compact

and transportable nuke is.

So...

I'd say I have

more than 10 seconds.

Well then, in that case,

I'd say you'd better start...

F*ck!

My God!

Why did you do that?

I didn't do it on purpose.

There's like a ton

of pollen in here!

God! Christmas

on a cracker!

Did you take your medicine?

I forgot it on the plane.

I told you this morning,

I put extra in all your jackets!

You did?

Great. Shit! Thanks.

No, you know what?

That's on me.

Because I heard you

sniffle a while ago

and I did nothing

with that information.

So that's blood

on my hands, really...

Okay. You know what?

You got three coming in.

Get out the

back door now. Move.

Anybody in here?

Yeah,

we got one coming around the corner, now.

Your three guests are coming out

that door behind you right now.

Watch your six.

Yahtzee.

Zinger!

I should've brought

more bullets.

I thought they were

chocolate sprinkles,

which I would eat,

normally, by the fistful...

but this tasted like...

There's no other way

to say it, really.

Like a rat's arse.

Guys, can you please

keep it down?

Unfortunately,

there's vermin in the ceiling again,

and I hate to say it, but...

they've pooped

all over your cake.

- I'm going left?

- No.

I need you to go right

and head down the tunnel.

You've got one coming

around to your right,

and he's got a swarm behind him.

That's my girl.

I don't know.

Watch your back.

That was a close one, Fine.

Who's the finest of them all?

You are.

Bradley, you're so fine

You're so fine, you blow my mind

Hey, Bradley!

God, duck!

Nice moves, Fine.

Pilates has been

working out for you.

You noticed?

Yeah, you just seem looser.

Like, in your hips.

I mean athletically speaking.

I don't know. I guess

you don't seem so awkward.

Shut up!

Going straight?

No.

Go right up the stairs.

You're gonna find

a little friend

on the first landing.

Thanks for your help.

You're clear to the top.

Get moving.

My God!

The rats can fly!

Come on, you guys!

All right, Fine.

Stop at the door.

You got a guard approaching.

I'll tell you when.

Wait for it,

Fine. Three...

Two, one. Now!

Dear, did I forget to knock?

They're clawing at my hair!

I can't see!

What do you mean,

you can't see me?

I'm good. You've got

SUVs approaching.

Go to the dock!

Dock. Excellent idea.

Boyanov's boat is at the end.

No keys, Coop.

The panel's on the lower left

under the steering wheel.

You can hotwire it.

I can't get to the wires!

Okay, then stay down

and hold your ears!

How will I hear

your beautiful voice?

Stop being adorable

and get down!

Lock on coordinates

43.16547...

27.94654...

and fire, now.

Whoo!

Close one!

Nice drone work, Coop!

I could kiss you.

Well, I would accept that

with an open mouth.

Soon as I'm back,

dinner is on me.

Great work, Coop.

Hey, pick up my dry cleaning

for me, would you?

Also, get my car.

Sure. No problem.

And I have to fire my gardener.

He keeps running over

the sprinkler heads

with the mower.

Can you cut him loose for me?

Um... Yeah. Yeah, sure.

You kidding?

I'd love it!

You're the best.

Smell you later, pal.

God. Poor Jaime.

The thing is, Jaime, that...

These your children?

Your children, here?

Yeah, I have children.

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Paul Feig

Paul Samuel Feig (; born September 17, 1962) is an American actor, film director, producer, and screenwriter. He is best known for directing films starring frequent collaborator Melissa McCarthy, including Bridesmaids (2011), The Heat (2013), Spy (2015), and Ghostbusters (2016). Feig created the comedy series Freaks and Geeks (1999–2000) and Other Space (2015). He has also directed several episodes of The Office, Arrested Development, Weeds, and Nurse Jackie, as well as episodes of Mad Men, 30 Rock, and Parks and Recreation. He received nominations for two Primetime Emmy Awards for writing on Freaks and Geeks and three for directing on The Office. As an actor, Feig is best known for playing Tim the Camp Counselor in the comedy film Heavyweights (1995), Mr. Eugene Pool on the sitcom Sabrina, the Teenage Witch (1996–1997), and an exaggerated version of himself on the Netflix series The Joel McHale Show with Joel McHale on which he also serves as an executive producer. more…

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