Spun
Spoof. Dope. Crank.
Creep. Bomb. Spank.
Sh*t. Bang. Zip. Tweak. Chard.
Call it what you will.
It's all methamphetamine.
That's what I'm here for.
No, I got it.
I got it, I got it.
I got it. Thank you.
You're very helpful, okay?
Yeah, yeah, and cute.
- Who is it?
- It's Ross.
- Are you by yourself?
- Yeah, I'm by myself.
You sure?
Yeah, I'm sure. I'm by myself.
Yeah, that's it.
Just stay right there.
Get in here. Hurry up.
- How much do you need?
- What you gave me last time was cool.
- How much you want?
- Whatever you got.
You know what?
I lost my sh*t. I have to find it,
so if you don't mind relaxing a little bit?
- No, I can come back.
- No, no. It's okay.
- You sure?
- Yeah.
It's great to see you. Why don't
you sit down and talk to...
To Nikki. Talk to Nikki.
Nikki, this is Ross.
Ross, this is Nikki.
Nice to meet you.
You know Frisbee over there.
What?
- Hey, man.
- What's up?
And you just stay, relax, just sit down
and let me find my sh*t, okay?
So...
...what you looking at?
- I just need a little bit.
- What do you mean? Half or something?
- I don't need that much.
I don't even have that much money.
I just need a dime.
- Oh, I got it.
- I got it.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
- Who is it?
- Giggles.
LA Sadgirl.
From Circus Liquors.
- I'm busy right now.
- You're busy? Can we stop by later?
What part of busy don't you understand?
I don't got anything. Goodbye!
- Pinche cabrn!
- Pinche enano.
If Spider doesn't get his sh*t together,
I can probably help you out.
I got it!
No, don't answer my phone.
Don't answer my phone!
Hello?
No. He's unavailable at the moment.
You'll have to call back later.
Much, much later. Later.
Who is it?
It's just me, Spider.
Hey. Go away, fat boy!
- I said, go away, fat boy!
- Okay, okay. I'll see you later.
- Mike, who called on the telephone?
- Why don't you sit down...
...and talk to your friend Nikki.
- Hey, Cookie.
- What's up?
Oh, sh*t. Damn.
- Sh*t. What am I gonna do, Nikki?
- Spider Mike...
...who called on the telephone, please?
Spider Mike went
Maybe he dropped the dope...
Spider?
Did you ride your bike to Circus Liquor?
You did?
Okay. That's only a block
and a half away.
Why don't you stop freaking out
and backtrack.
- I bet you dropped the sh*t.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- I bet you dropped it on the way back.
You were on your bike,
and you just dropped it.
You know, you're right!
Yeah!
- Yeah, you dropped it.
- Yeah!
- He dropped it.
- I did. I dropped it.
I love this dude.
Suck my cock!
F***, I love this guy.
Michael? Who called
on the goddamn phone?
I don't know, you f***ing a**hole!
Holy sh*t!
- What the f*** is the matter with you?
- You!
What the hell is the matter with you,
you little slut?
Genghis C*nt!
Spider, you son of a b*tch!
Don't you f***ing hit me
with sh*t again!
Look, everybody just stay sitting down.
Nobody goes out...
You understand?
I saw a lot of cop cars
out there earlier.
A lot of cop cars.
There were a lot of cops
out there earlier.
If you look...
If you look...
Where?
- I don't see anything, man.
- No, if you just look...
- I don't see anything, man.
- No?
- There's nobody there.
- They were there.
Where are they if they're there?
- I don't know.
- Because there's nobody there, man!
Little fuckhead.
There's no piggy scare, you stupid...
You f***!
F***ing relax, all right?
Just stay sitting down, goddamn it!
- I'm sorry.
- F***ing phone!
Nobody moves!
So, Ross. Girlfriend frustrated?
Little unsatisfied?
Can't you keep it hard?
Need a little lift?
- I'm not seeing anyone.
- Who was that April chick...
...waiting in your car when you were
here a week ago?
April and I hook up occasionally,
but she's not my girlfriend.
My girlfriend is out of town,
in the city.
She got a cool corporate job offer
this summer, so she's up there.
Wait. Like, April...
Like, naughty girl, kind of nice girl,
blondie stripper April?
- That April?
- Yeah. How do you know her?
Hello?
Nikki, it's for you.
Hey, baby.
Spider spaced our sh*t off again.
If he doesn't find the sh*t, he'll have
to cough up another 500 bucks.
Just keep your eye on him. I don't
trust that little fag anymore. Yeah.
- How's my baby doing?
- I'm okay, baby.
I just can't wait to get back
to the room, though.
I can't wait to lay
a yard of dick on you, honey.
I love you, baby.
If it's the same April
I think it is...
...then we work together at Jiggles.
Yeah, same April.
Cool.
Those are nice sunglasses.
Let me try those.
Here.
You try mine.
They look nice on you.
Sometimes I wonder if Spider
really loses the sh*t...
...or if he's trying to dick us.
- Dick you?
- Dick my boyfriend, really.
You'd never dick me.
Would you, Ross?
No. No. I'm sorry.
- No.
- You're tense.
- I just want to get hooked up.
- I understand.
That really pisses me off. Spider better
find some f***ing eyeballs quick.
You know this is the third time
he's spaced our sh*t off?
Kill, kill!
Did you find it? Did you find the sh*t?
That's it, man. That's it.
Everybody get out. Come on.
- I'll call you as soon as I figure this out.
- Ross stays.
Please, everybody get out.
Hold on. I just have one more monkey.
I really gotta kill this monkey.
If you say monkey one more time,
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