Spotlight on Location: The Mummy Returns Page #2

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darling.

A beautiful...

exciting...

romantic...

oasis.

The kind with the white, sandy beach

and the palm trees...

and the cool, clear, blue water?

We could have some of those big drinks

with the little umbrellas.

- Sounds good.

- Sounds too good. Whats the catch?

Supposedly its the resting place

of Anubis army.

You see? I knew theres a catch.

Theres always a catch.

How did I know that?

And let me guess.

It was commanded

by that Scorpion King guy?

Yes, but he only awakens

once every 5,000 years.

And if someone doesnt kill him,

hes gonna wipe out the world.

- How did you know?

- I didnt, but thats always the story.

The last known expedition

to actually reach Ahm Shere...

was sent by Ramses the Fourth

over 3,000 years ago.

- He sent over a thousand men.

- None of them was ever seen again.

- How did you know?

- I didnt, but thats always the story.

- Did I mention the pyramid of gold?

- Twice.

Alexander the Great

sent troops in search of it.

- Hooray for him.

- So did Caesar.

- Look what happened to his career.

- And Napoleon.

Yeah, but were smarter than him.

- Taller too.

- Exactly.

- Thats why were gonna find it.

- Because were taller?

- Thats why I love you.

- Nice try.

Mom!

What do I do with this chest?

Sucker weighs a god dang ton.

Alex, watch your language.

Rather weighty, this.

Evy, that first weird dream of yours

was exactly six weeks ago, right?

Yes, but whats that

got to do with anything?

It just happens to coincide

with Egyptian New Year.

Thats right.

What a coincidence.

Maybe.

All Im saying

is lets be cautious.

If anything happened to you,

I would never forgive myself.

You and Alex are the only thing

that matter to me.

Well...

the Bembridge scholars

have been begging me...

to run the British Museum.

Cripes, how do you get

this thing off?

Have I kissed you today?

I hate it when you do that.

Why?

- Makes me agree to anything.

- Anything?

Those knickers are not mine.

Jonathan.

Alex, behave yourself

for five minutes, all right?

You betcha.

- Happy to be home?

- Couldnt be happier.

Its the Year of the Scorpion.

- Neat.

- Thought you might like that.

So I killed the mummy and his minions

and stole his sceptre.

Oh, youre so brave.

And rich.

Did I mention rich?

What do you think Im doing here?

- Sorry, we must be in the wrong house.

- You said this was your house.

- I didnt.

- Call me!

- Youre not Sheilas husband?

- No.

If you work for Johnny,

I was gonna pay him back on Tuesday.

I dont know any Johnny.

We are looking for

the bracelet of Anubis.

Oh, good for you. Good thing to have,

the old bracelet of Anubis.

Where is it?

Ah, youre looking here

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