Spork

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Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text

Dialogue:
0,0:00:23.78,0:00:25.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,man: Wake the hell up!

Dialogue:
0,0:00:25.55,0:00:27.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna be late,\Ndoofus.

Dialogue:
0,0:01:15.37,0:01:16.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sis?

Dialogue:
0,0:01:16.40,0:01:18.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, there you are.

Dialogue:
0,0:01:18.37,0:01:19.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get your lazy ass goin'.

Dialogue:
0,0:01:19.71,0:01:21.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna miss\Nthe cheese wagon.

Dialogue:
0,0:01:21.94,0:01:24.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, no, you can't borrow\Nmy BMX.

Dialogue:
0,0:01:24.34,0:01:27.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's got a flat.

Dialogue:
0,0:01:27.15,0:01:28.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jesus, kiddo.

Dialogue:
0,0:01:28.32,0:01:30.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've seen that movie\Ndamn near 50 times.

Dialogue:
0,0:01:30.72,0:01:33.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna\Nwear out the VHS.

Dialogue:
0,0:01:33.49,0:01:34.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go on.

Dialogue:
0,0:02:13.39,0:02:15.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( school bell ringing )

Dialogue:
0,0:02:49.10,0:02:51.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,girl: This is my life.

Dialogue:
0,0:02:51.50,0:02:54.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a 14-year-old girl.

Dialogue:
0,0:02:54.13,0:02:57.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or... actually,\Na hybrid..

Dialogue:
0,0:02:57.80,0:03:00.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,girl and boy.

Dialogue:
0,0:03:00.24,0:03:02.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When my mother was alive,

Dialogue:
0,0:03:02.41,0:03:05.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she told me\NI was a hermaphrodite.

Dialogue:
0,0:03:05.35,0:03:08.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But my brother just always\Ncalled me...

Dialogue:
0,0:03:08.65,0:03:11.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spork!

Dialogue:
0,0:03:13.12,0:03:15.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( children laughing )

Dialogue:
0,0:04:09.68,0:04:11.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( toilet flushing )

Dialogue:
0,0:04:19.09,0:04:20.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey.

Dialogue:
0,0:04:20.55,0:04:22.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The name's Chunk.

Dialogue:
0,0:04:22.32,0:04:25.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kind of like "chink," but\Ninstead they call me Chunk.

Dialogue:
0,0:04:25.66,0:04:27.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi.

Dialogue:
0,0:04:27.66,0:04:30.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My... my name's Spork.

Dialogue:
0,0:04:30.96,0:04:33.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, Spork, why are you cRyin'\Nlike a little b*tch?

Dialogue:
0,0:04:37.54,0:04:39.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I'm sick\Nof being me.

Dialogue:
0,0:04:39.74,0:04:41.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, f*** that sh*t, man.

Dialogue:
0,0:04:41.38,0:04:42.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next time\Nsomebody bothers you,

Dialogue:
0,0:04:42.98,0:04:44.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all you gotta do is\Nclose your eyes

Dialogue:
0,0:04:44.68,0:04:46.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and think of something happy.

Dialogue:
0,0:04:46.65,0:04:48.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# Spork and Chunk\Nsittin' in a tree #

Dialogue:
0,0:04:48.65,0:04:50.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,# E-A-T-I-- ##

Dialogue:
0,0:05:02.53,0:05:04.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( giggling )

Dialogue:
0,0:05:06.57,0:05:08.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's...

Dialogue:
0,0:05:08.47,0:05:10.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, wow.\N- Oh, my gosh!

Dialogue:
0,0:05:10.50,0:05:12.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is terrible.

Dialogue:
0,0:05:12.87,0:05:15.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I can see her\Nding-a-ling through her shoRts.

Dialogue:
0,0:05:15.38,0:05:16.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( laughing )

Dialogue:
0,0:05:18.58,0:05:19.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously.

Dialogue:
0,0:05:20.05,0:05:22.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just close your eyes and think\Nof some happy sh*t.

Dialogue:
0,0:05:24.28,0:05:25.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow.

Dialogue:
0,0:05:35.83,0:05:36.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( gasping )

Dialogue:
0,0:05:39.77,0:05:40.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,... basketball.

Dialogue:
0,0:05:40.93,0:05:42.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I did not...

Dialogue:
0,0:05:42.14,0:05:44.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( whispering )

Dialogue:
0,0:05:44.50,0:05:46.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She went on\Na psychopathic rage.

Dialogue:
0,0:05:46.17,0:05:48.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody even knows\Nwhy she did it.

Dialogue:
0,0:05:48.44,0:05:50.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody even\Nknows where she lives.

Dialogue:
0,0:05:50.14,0:05:53.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think she's emo, or she,\Nlike, she's crazy.

Dialogue:
0,0:05:53.08,0:05:54.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And maybe she'll...

Dialogue:
0,0:06:03.19,0:06:05.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( rock music playing )

Dialogue:
0,0:06:09.30,0:06:10.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Spork.

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