Splash Page #6

Some of these are perfectly good onions.

[ Allen ]

Everybody, zip-a-dee-doo-dah.!

#Zip-a-dee-doo-dah

Zip-a-dee-ay #

d My, oh, my

What a wonderful day d

#Plenty of sunshine

heading my way #

d Zip-a-dee-doo-dah

Zip-a-dee-ay d

d Mr. Mango on my shoulder d

- Freddie, dance with me!

- Please, not in front of the teamsters.

- Come on, they're happy guys.

- You're a rotten lead.

I've got the Buyrite contracts ready.

- Want to check them?

- No.

You check them. You know the business.

- So I'm in charge?

- Sure.

What about the lawyer's meeting at 8:00?

I'm going upstairs and take a nap.

Wake me when it's time to go home.

d Zip-a-dee-- dd

Jerry, handle those for me!

[ TVAnnouncer]

Anne Klein.

Bloomingdale's.

Anne Klein.

Bloomingdale's.

The Anne Klein Collection, available at...

Bloomingdale's.

Can I help you?

Can't you talk?

- Bloomingdale's?

- Sure. Hey!

Oh, my god.

Darling. Darling.

Darling! That outft, it's to die from.

What happened?

You saw Annie Hall 1 00 times?

That look is over.

You want to try that on?

Who knows? Maybe it's you.

I couldn't get one leg in there.

My daughter is lucky. She's anorexic.

Please call again. Don't forget these.

Do yourself a favor and stop

in the lingerie department.

A pretty girl like you

shouldn't wear boxer shorts.

[ Boy ]

Let me try!

[ TVAnnouncer]

Colgate Winter Fresh gel--

And now, we continue with Capitol.

Wear the adjustable-angle

mascara by Revlon.

Maximum fluoride protection

in a great-tasting gel.

It's Crazy Eddie's

greatest clearance sale ever!

Crazy Eddie's slashing prices...

on stereo equipment, video equipment,

color TV's, car stereos, CB's, phones,

disco equipment

and professional products,

plus a selection offloor

samples and demonstrators...

priced at or below cost.

It's Crazy Eddie's greatest sale ever,

going on right now

with prices that are insane.!

Crazy Eddie,1 2 great locations. Manhattan,

the Bronx, Brooklyn, Syosset, Paramus,

East Brunswick, Union,

Westchester, Westbury and Norwalk.

dd [ Humming ]

d Zip-a-dee-doo-dah d

Hello?

I'm home.!

[ Ding ]

- I'm looking for a girl, Timmy.

- 200 bucks.

No, the blonde I came in with.

- Oh, she left.

- Any idea where?

- I put her in a cab.

- To where, Timmy?

- Bloomingdale's.

- Bloomingdale's. great. Thanks.

Yo! Hey, taxi! Hey!

Halt, taxi, please!

d She works hard

for the money d

Come on, come on. Let's go!

d She works hard for the money

so you better treat her right d

Excuse me, miss,

we're getting ready to close.

She's been here for six hours.

Excuse me, miss.

I'm going to insist that--

that you stop doing that.

She's exercising.

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