Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Page #4

[BELL RINGS]

[THINKING] I gotta get new pants.

Wait. Why is the voice in my head so loud?

What?

Oh! Are you okay? What?

[THINKING] Why am I so sweaty?

Why are you so sweaty?

It's a puberty thing.

I don't know why I said that. I'm not going through puberty.

I did, but I'm done.

[IN DEEP VOICE] I'm a man.

[IN NORMAL VOICE] So you're, like, new here, right? We got that in common.

Yeah. That's one thing.

Cool. Yeah. I'm Miles.

I'm Gwe... anda.

Wait, your name is Gwanda?

Yes, it's African. I'm South African.

No accent though 'cause I was raised here.

[THINKING] Do the shoulder touch now before she walks away.

Why is this so scary?

Am I doing this in slow motion or does it just feel that way?

I'm kidding. It's Wanda. No "G." That's crazy. Heh.

[DEEPLY] Hey.

Okay, then.

I'll see you around.

Oh. See you.

Sorry. Um... Hey.

Oh, crap. Can you let go, please?

I can't let go. Ow! Ow! Calm down. It's fine.

[BOTH GRUNT]

Miles, let go. Workin' on it.

It's just puberty. [STUDENTS MURMURING]

I don't think you know what puberty is. Just relax.

Okay, I have a plan. Great.

I'm gonna pull really hard. That's a terrible plan.

One. Don't do this.

Two. Three!

[SCREAMS]

[HAIR CLIPPERS BUZZING]

Nice to meet you?

Sure. Total pleasure.

[THINKING] No one saw. It's okay.

No one knows, no one knows.

[♪♪♪]

Everyone knows.

Everyone knows. They're talkin' 'bout me.

They saw everything!

He knows. She knows. They know.

Wow, she's super tall.

Why is he smiling? Am I the weird guy now?

What am I doing?

That guy's such a weirdo.

[THINKING] How do I stop?

Can they hear my thoughts?!

Why are all my thoughts so loud?!

Hey! I know you snuck out last night, Morales.

[THINKING] Play dumb!

Who's Morales?

[THINKING] Not that dumb!

Hey!

[♪♪♪]

[YELPS]

[THINKING] Okay, okay. You're okay.

You're okay.

He'll never find you.

No.

[♪♪♪]

Ow! [GRUNTING]

What are you doing in my office, Morales?!

Morales! Open up!

♪ Oh, Spider-bells Goblin smells ♪ Why is this happening?

MAN [ON COMPUTER]: ♪ Spider-buggy blew a tire ♪ He's got a nice voice.

♪ Spidey-bells, Spidey-bells ♪ GUARD: Open up! [MILES GRUNTS]

Stop sticking! [YELPING]

Keep sticking, Miles! Oh!

[♪♪♪]

[SCREAMING]

[PECKING]

Hofstadter is suggesting...

...is that we...

...look on the...

[STUDENTS CHATTERING]

[MILES YELPING] [GASPS]

[MILES GRUNTING]

Okay.

[YELLING, GRUNTING]

My room!

"Why is this happening?"

[♪♪♪]

[THINKING] "Please stop sticking."

"Please keep st..."

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