Spider-Man: Homecoming Page #4

and bought me a churro.

I just feel like I could be doing more.

You know? Just curious

when the next real mission's gonna be.

So, yeah, just call me back.

It's Peter. Parker.

Why would I tell him about the churro?

Hey, hey-

Okay.

- Can't wait to see this thing.

- Finally, something good.

Yo, this high-tech stuff makes it too easy.

- Told you it was worth it.

- Okay, go, go, go.

Oh, nice.

We can hit, like, five more places tonight.

What's up, guys?

You forget your PIN number?

You're the Avengers.

What are you guys doing here?

Thor. Hulk.

Good to finally meet you guys.

I thought you'd be more handsome

in person. Iron Man.

Hey, what are you doing robbing a bank?

You're a billionaire.

Hey"

Oh, this feels so weird.

What is that thing?

I'm starting to think

you're not the Avengers.

911. What's your emergency?

Spider-Man is fighting the Avengers

in a bank on 21st Street.

Let's wrap this up. It's a school night.

So how do jerks like you

get tech like this?

No. Wait, wait, wait!

Mr. Delmar.

Hey, Mr. Delmar, you in here?

ls anybody in here? Hello?

Oh, come on.

I gotta--

- Here, here.

- Good, yeah.

Okay. Good. Yes.

Yes-- No. No, put that down.

That's worth more

than you or me. Yeah?

The craziest thing just happened.

These guys were robbing an ATM...

- ...with high-tech weapons--

- Take a breath. I don't have time...

- ...for ATM robberies...

- Yeah, but--

...or the notes you leave.

I have moving day to worry about.

Everything's gotta be out next week.

- Wait. You're moving? Who's moving?

- Yeah, don't you watch the news?

Tony sold Avengers Tower.

We're relocating to a new facility upstate...

- ...where hopefully cell service is worse.

- But what about me?

What about you?

Well, what if Mr. Stark needs me

or something big goes down?

- Can I please talk to Mr. Stark?

- Stay away from anything dangerous.

I'm responsible for making sure

you're responsible, okay?

I am responsible. I-- Oh, crap.

- My backpack's gone.

- That doesn't sound responsible.

- I'll call you back.

- Feel free not to.

What was that?

It's nothing. Nothing.

You're the Spider-Man.

- From YouTube.

- I'm not. I'm not.

- You were on the ceiling.

- No. What are you doing in my room?

May let me in.

We were gonna finish the Death Star.

You can't just bust into my room!

That turkey meatloaf recipe is a disaster.

Let's go to dinner.

Thai? Ned, you want Thai?

- Yes.

- No. He's got a thing.

A thing to do after.

Okay.

Maybe put on some clothes.

- Oh, she doesn't know?

- Nobody knows.

Mr. Stark knows

because he made my suit. That's it.

Tony Stark made you that?

Are you an Avenger?

Yeah, basically.

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