Spider-Man: Far From Home Page #3

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We had a fake funeral for her.

Well, the funeral was real because I thought she was really dead.

Wanna see the video?

Oh, I got a dual-headphone adapter if you want to watch a movie.

Only if it's depressing. Or hilarious.

Oh, you have a dual-headphone adapter. We can watch together.

Good afternoon, this is your captain speaking.

Our flight time will be eight hours, 49 minutes to Venice, Italy.

Nice picture.

Hey, did you see Brad and MJ on the plane?

They were watching movies and laughing the entire time.

Dude, don't worry, okay?

I'm sure that's nothing. Hey, babe.

Can you hold this?

Yeah, of course. Thanks.

What was that?

Well, we got to talking on the plane, and it turns out, we have a lot in common.

So we're boyfriend and girlfriend now.

Whatever happened to being an American bachelor in Europe?

Peter, those were the words of a boy.

And that boy met a woman.

A very strong and powerful woman.

And now that boy's a man.

Babe? Coming, babe.

There's nothing in there. I swear.

These, no.

Sorry. Sorry.

I'm here. Mr. Harrington. Wait, wait, wait.

I'm here, I'm here. Oh, thank goodness.

Looks like we're here. They're doing renovations to the place.

Getting some upgrades. Oh, this is trash.

That must be the concierge. Okay.

Come on, man.

Everyone, here we are.

Tell me we're not staying here. Come on in.

This place is sinking.

You mean, "charming." It stinks.

Okay, everybody, drop your bags off.

We're gonna meet at the da Vinci Museum at 3. Let's go!

¡Vamonos! It's "andiamo."

Andiamo! There you go.

When in Rome, do as the Romans do.

When you're in Venice, your socks get wet.

What's up, Flash Mob? How you guys doing?

I'm here in St. Marco Polo's This is so much fun. Yeah?

Three, two, one. Say "pizza."

Pizza! Pizza time!

Hi.

I'm looking for a

It's perfect.

What?

The most perfect word. Italians created it, I just discovered it.

What does it mean? It can mean a million things.

"I don't know." "Get out of my face."

"I don't know" and "Get out of my face."

It's the best thing Italy created, except for, maybe, espresso.

Oh, so you've been drinking espresso.

Hey. German? American.

A rose for you.

"Boh" is my new superpower.

It's like the anti-"aloha." I was born to say this word.

So, what's in the bag?

Nice.

Whoa, cool.

What was that?

Betty! You okay? Yeah.

Oh, my God! Come on.

Guys, we gotta go!

What is that? I don't know.

What'll you do? Left my suit in the hotel.

Why? I'm on vacation, Ned!

Everyone will see my face. Get them out of here.

Go! Just go!

Get out of here. Go!

Oh, my God.

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