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- Thanks.

So, it's a big night for you and Penn.

Mmm. What did she say?

Oh, you know, nothing, but, um...

- if you want my advice?

- Do I?

She's going to require some wooing.

You know, be poetic.

And pay attention to her earlobes.

They're an erogenous zone.

I didn't know that Penny

came with instructions.

Hmm. Then you must not know her that well.

My baby's all grown up.

Be cool, Penny. Act

like you're in a movie.

I'm dying for some guacamole.

I guess I'll go whip some up.

I'm a virgin.

Say what?

I just wanted to be honest with you.

But don't worry. It's not

like I expect you to hold me

for 48 hours after or anything.

I just wanted you to know.

Okay. Well, is there anything else

that you really want me to know?

Glow in the dark? Or...

tingly-warm?

You are so prepared.

I mean...

in a sexy way.

And I really like your earlobes.

Hmm.

Hello!

Where did you come from?

What's up?

So how was it, champ?

How was it? How was it? How was it?

How was it? How was it?

- It was good.

- Mmm.

I mean, we were very naked,

and it was definitely

kind of awkward,

but he was sweet.

Did you see where he went?

I think he was heading out to surf.

Yo, yo, yo, dude!

Hey, yo! Kenny G!

The tide's coming in! Let's go!

Yo, dude. We got a complaint.

Some kid parked his van overnight

just north of El Matador.

Tennessee plates.

Sounds like a camper. I'll go check it out.

This is a big deal. He hasn't

gone out since his dad died.

Who's he with?

Maybe it's the naked guy I saw last night!

Naked guy?

Naked... and wet.

Is that your van parked up

there on private property?

Is it not supposed to be there?

I'm really sorry. I drove

all the way from Tennessee...

I've got to issue a citation

for unlawful camping.

Man, cut the guy a little slack.

Johnny.

I can't believe they

let you be a lifeguard.

- Is there trouble?

- Get that out of my face.

And, you, with the saxophone,

I'm gonna need some ID.

It makes me so sad that we as a society

are still so inflexible

about public nudity.

What nudity? I'm writing him up for

having a sleepover on state property.

I swear, I didn't know you

couldn't camp on the beach.

- But whose beach is it really?

- California's.

Isn't that just what we've been told?

I mean, California is a

concept. It's a way of saying,

"We're not Nevada, and thank God for that."

That's a fascinating perspective, but...

When I come home from a day at the shore

and I've got sand in my

bikini crotch, am I...

stealing from state property, sir?

Okay, cool it with the "sir."

Yet, this young man,

who lies upon said sand,

is somehow threatening

your concept of ownership?

Do you want a citation too?

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