Spaceman Page #5
- R
- Year:
- 2016
- 90 min
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It's all the COD you can eat.
Hydroponics.
Hydroponics.
Trust me, it's gonna
be big one day.
Ever think about
going into politics, bill?
shut the f*** up already.
Dickie Dennis.
This strapping
young man right here
is a goddamn professional
baseball player.
That's right, goddammit.
He doesn't need to be growing
weed on a fishing boat
while running for the
senate for his livelihood.
F*** no, he needs to
be throwing a baseball.
Because it is a god given talent.
That's right.
And the spaceman here
is an icon,
he's bigger than the game itself.
Okay, all right, dick.
And the game needs fellas like this.
That's enough.
No, no, no.
Let's get another one.
I got a way of getting
you back on the mound.
A word in my office,
s'il vous plait.
Okay, I can't wait
to hear this one.
Yep.
Right, Larry, thank you.
So how's the new novel
coming along there, dick?
Great. Just waiting on
notes from the editor.
He's real excited
about this one.
Isn't that what you said
about the last one?
Yeah, and the one before that.
But this is not about
my bad luck streak.
It is about
your bad luck streak.
You got a plan?
Yeah, I got a plan.
What is it? My plan is
to wait by the phone
and just wait for the
offers to come rolling in.
That's my plan.
What if your phone don't ring?
It will.
I gotta be honest with you, bill.
You're 35 years old.
You're not over the hill just yet, but
you're not a spring chicken either.
Satchel Paige threw
three scoreless innings
against the Red Sox
when he was 59 years old.
I'm well aware of that fact.
And that's why
I got a real plan.
What we're gonna do...
We're gonna let 'em know that you are
healthy, ready, and available to play.
You mean every team
in the national league?
Why?
Oh.
I won't be able to hit
in the American league.
I don't think we should
of the national league.
Yeah, but you're cutting
our options in half.
What do you mean,
"our options?"
What is this?
It means I'll be your agent.
Just for
a nominal fee, you know?
Whatever the industry
standard is.
I don't know that.
I've been just fine on my own without
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Yeah. What do you know about
being an agent, anyway?
Where is your career right now?
Professional representation
So why don't you do
what you do best,
you let me do what I do best.
And what is it exactly
that you do best?
Now you're just
trying to hurt me.
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