Spaced Invaders Page #6

Synopsis: When one saucer of an invasion force has engine trouble, it lands on Earth. It happens to be Halloween and it happens the invaders are only about 4 feet tall. As the bumbling aliens wander around the countryside they are taken to be children and they make friends with two children, one of whom is the daughter of the sheriff. As their troubles mount (it's difficult for five aliens to conquer a world) they begin to give up their plans of conquest, but then there is that nasty killer robot.
Production: Touchstone Pictures
 
IMDB:
5.3
Rotten Tomatoes:
8%
PG
Year:
1990
100 min
234 Views


So that's the trick.

If oniy Capt. Bipto had known.

I wonder what Kiembecker's

gonna give us this year.

I hope it's not dead rats.

My mom had a cow iast time.

What?

Trick or treat?

Yeah. I forgot.

Hoid on.

Here's one for you.

One for you. Plenty to go around.

Cigarettes?

Okay, forget it!

[ Wacky Martian Music ]

[ Crash ]

Hello? Hello?

Well, well, well...

what have we here?

Damn. He must be some kind of...

health-food nut.

We're gonna make...

a bezllllon dollars out of this story...

and 2 bezllllon on the pictures.

[ Click ] Damn!

The flash don't work,Jim.

Where are we gonna get batteries...

at this time of night?

We gotta hurry.

There's no telling what them...

wlly space creatures wlli be up to.

[ Vern ] The smell of

battery acid makes me thirsty.

With all their advanced technoiogy...

iook at the pitifui conveyances...

- the puny Earth peopie construct.

- Oh, dear.

This one empioys a mere 250 horsepower.

Our attack vehicie

wlli cause their eyes...

to shoot out of their heads in fear.

Hurry! Who knows what

unspeakabie terrors...

have befallen my troops?

Wow! What a haui! This is great!

- This kid's gonna barf.

- Are you gonna barf?.

I think he's gonna barf, Mom.

- Sit down!

- If he barfs, your hairdo's history.

Do I know you boys?

They're on to us. We

gotta get outta here.

- I'd llke an answer.

- Have I got an answer!

Perhaps I'll have to remove

those heads of yours...

and find out for myself.

- How do you fire this?

- Not that button.

- Not llke that, idiot.

- Whoa!

Did you hear that?

Them Martians is starting their attack.

Ah, the carnage begins! I iove it!

Hurry, I want to get in on all the fun.

You jerk!

Don't mess with me, kid.

You wouldn't like me when I'm mad.

Where are you really from?

[ Mother ] Tell me who

you are, or by tomorrow...

they'll be printing your

pictures on milk cartons!

They're my cousins!

Excuse me?

- From Callfornia.

- Dude.

That's Clutch. That's Spinner.

Yo!

- That's Paddlefoot.

- Hi.

They're surfers.

Why didn't you say so

in the first piace, hmm?

Yeah. Hmm?

Well, I'm new here.

I don't really know anyone.

I didn't think they'd be troubie.

No real harm is done.

You're weicome, provided you save...

those missile attacks for

a more suitable occasion.

Yes, ma'am.

I don't mean to pry,

but wouid you mind...

telling me exactiy what's going on here?

These guys are from a iot

further away than Callfornia.

Before you continue, I remind you...

that I'm just a llttie boy

and susceptibie to nightmares.

Waaa!

That's it!

I gave you another chance.

Since you can't behave...

we'll take everyone home!

What's all this?

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Patrick Read Johnson

Patrick Read Johnson (born May 7, 1962) is an American filmmaker, special effects artist and screenwriter. Born in Wadsworth, Illinois, he is best known for his directorial work on the films Spaced Invaders, Angus, Baby's Day Out, The Genesis Code and 5-25-77. He also has written and produced such films as Dragonheart. more…

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