Space Camp Page #3

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Andie will get a kick out of that.

What's yours going to be about?

I'm going to do

"I want to go into space

"to contact life forms

that exist on chemicals

other than carbon and oxygen."

You should visit my high school.

So we struck this deal.

He got me to Space Camp,

and I got me a Jeep.

So what are you doing here?

I wanna be the first guy to have

a fast-food franchise in space.

- Rudy T's.

- Are you serious?

Yeah. Some guy in a space station

is gonna get a Big Mac attack,

Rudy T's gonna be there.

So that's why you're here?

Well...

Come on.

I like learning.

Some guys in my school said,

"Yo, Rudy, how come

you takin' science?

You don't need to be

takin' science, man."

They don't ask me

if I like science.

Do you like science?

Yeah. I love science.

Now ask me

if I'm any good at it.

Not so hot, huh?

Some things

I just can't figure out.

It's a bummer, man.

My philosophy is to sleep late,

drive fast,

and not take

any of this sh*t seriously.

Straight UP?

Hey, booster-breath,

leave me alone!

- Let me see it, kid.

- Come on.

Who are you,

the Imperial Guard or something?

What do you got in there?

Let us take a look.

- What's going on?

- This kid's got this thing in there.

We just want to see it.

Why don't you evaporate,

laser-brain?

- Lay off the kid!

- Let's take a look.

Wow, look at that!

Holy sh*t!

Sh*t-solid waste

aboard space station

can be handled

in one of two ways--

Jinx, cancel!

Okay, get down.

What is it'?

What's it do?

Anything you ask him to.

- Sure moves slow.

- Jinx, shake a leg.

- Don't do that!

- All right.

Man, he literally does

what he's told!

Jinx, move over here, buddy.

Stop it!

Get your hands off me!

Play dead.

That's enough!

Shut up!

Wiggle your ears!

Jesus.

It's broken.

Let's get out of here.

- See you later, Dave.

- All right.

Sorry, kid.

Servos activating.

Sensor generators are okay.

Image analyses are clean.

Retractors stabilized.

I'm gonna put

your shield on now, Jinx.

Don't worry.

It'll be okay.

You're here with your buddy Max.

When I'm done with you,

you'll be as good as new.

There.

Yo, Jinx.

Yo, Max.

All right!

All right!

I can't believe it.

I can't believe those

Green Team jerkoffs did that to you.

What a bunch of monkey clones.

They ought to be zapped.

- Where are you going?

- To zap them.

No, no, Jinx, stop it!

There you go again.

Why do you have to take

everything so literally?

How else should I take it?

No, no, Jinx, it's okay.

Don't worry.

Don't worry, you'll be okay.

You know...

You're really neat, Jinx.

You too, Max.

Friends forever?

Friends...

forever.

By the time you leave Space Camp,

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