Southside Page #5

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Oh.

[Giggles]

"To improve the quality

of lovemaking...

roll on from end."

That's... that's...

that's good.

[Breathing deeply]

What's up?

Think I'll go

for a run.

With that on?

It does

look like rain.

[Giggles]

[Seagulls squawking]

Thank you.

[Clears throat]

So how did you sleep

last night?

[Sighs]

I was up late

watching videos.

It's a tough life.

Ah, somebody's

gotta do it.

So you're looking

really terrific.

Anyway, I think we might have

got off on the wrong foot.

[Annie sighs]

Seeing as how, ah,

you and Travis

are becoming, you know,

such an item,

I just thought

maybe we should

get to know each other

a little better.

Like how, Jacko?

I don't know.

Maybe we could

hang out sometime.

I got some

really amazing videos.

I thought you and Travis

were best friends.

We are.

Who do you think

gave him those rubbers

last night?

- [Scoffs]

- Excuse me.

No, don't f***in'

turn away from me.

- You're hurting me!

- I'm talking to you.

Let go of my arm,

Jacko.

You know, I'm just trying

to be f***in' friendly.

Travis and I

are best friends,

so I just thought

if you liked him, you'd, um...

you'd really

love me.

Well, you're a creep.

Creep.

And Travis is sweet and decent.

Yeah.

Decent enough to do you

with my f***in' rubbers?

[Chuckles]

[Heavy metal rock music]

All right,

check it out, Errol.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

this is cool, right?

This is cool.

Aha, that's right,

Burrhead,

you're just like

one of us now.

Yeah.

What's up?

Did you finish

already?

F*** off.

Hey, sweetheart,

come here.

Hey.

Mm.

Baby, why don't you get my boy

another brew, huh?

All right.

Hey, you got

a dagger?

Nah, I don't f***

with it.

No, hey, my cousin's a sissy

from upstate.

Man, he don't mess

with tattoos, do you?

[Chuckles]

Yo, this here's

Sangster, man.

He's that boxer I was

telling you about, right?

Gonna stomp the sh*t

out of that Southside fairy

on Friday night.

(man)

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah,

yeah, man.

It's like

an honor.

I heard how you the best boxer

and all, right?

Yeah, nice crew

of friends

you picked up here,

Stosh.

Oh, we're very

open-minded.

Right.

(Dumiak)

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Chill out.

Chill.

That's the first time

I ever seen

somebody croak himself.

You Sangster?

What if?

[Sighs]

You got next of kin

you want notified?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

[Mockingly]

Yeah.

[Scoffs]

Thanks

for the hospitality.

But I didn't come

to talk to you today.

You're just one stupid f***,

ain't you?

At least you got some balls.

Well, this is between us boxers.

It's about Travis.

We're listening.

I'll talk

to you only.

We ain't listening

to nothin'.

Go on, get the f***

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