
Southern Comfort
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Left, right, left, left, left...
Over here.
Everybody out of the truck.
Over to the ammo dump.
Get the hell going in a hurry.
Casper, come on with me.
Hey, Fred, can you help me
get this stuff unloaded?
Get that damn thing up here.
I read they're looking for
professionals in Africa.
What - whores?
No, mercenaries, sarge.
Mercs are getting 1300 a month
plus transportation.
They want combat soldiers,
Casper, not typists.
I was told to report to you, sergeant.
I'm Hardin.
Rifleman Charles Hardin, corporal.
Where're you from, Charlie?
El Paso.
Is that right? Tell me how
you like being
in the Louisiana National Guard
all of a sudden.
I don't.
But then I didn't much like being
Well, not liking the Texas Guard
makes sense.
Not liking the Louisiana Guard
can get you into trouble with me.
You got that?
Got it.
You get your butt on over to
2nd squad - you'll recon with them.
Casper, show him the way.
Introduce him to the boys.
Right.
Cease fire!
We sure get all the good details
around here.
It'll be good exercise for you, Simms.
Put a little muscle in your pants.
It's the last thing I need, coach.
Unless you want to take care of it?
Listen, Stuckey.
Maybe I'll just bend you in half
so you can take care of it yourself.
Easy, big fella!
Listen, Stuckey. I like a joke just like
anybody, but I don't like that one.
- Come on, now.
- Ah! I'm with you coach.
Speaking for myself, I like women.
Yeah, we won't be seeing
many of them.
- Life's full of surprises.
- What does that mean?
I've arranged for a little treat
for the weekend, boys.
Six whores de combat
awaiting our assault.
I'm sure they'll f*** us
in a more interesting way
than the Louisiana National Guard.
[You ain't kidding, right?
Women? What women?
Got some hookers at the end
of the line, coach.
- You mean prostitutes?
- Exactly what I mean.
This is new low, Spencer,
even for you.
I got 'em scheduled to meet us
just outside of Catahoula.
we emerge from the...
great primordial swamp.
- Got one for me?
- Me?
You mean us, don't you, brother?
What's happening here?
The purpose of the National Guard
is to keep you darker brothers away
- Man!
- However...
in the spirit of the New South,
I have made full arrangements.
What about you, Hardin?
I got a wife. You can count me out
of this one.
I suppose you're used to a more
serious soldiering over in El Paso?
We had things organised over there.
Watch a ball game on TV,
shoot dice and sleep.
Louisiana Guard is a little different.
They have us out doing really
important things like...
beating up on college kids and
tear gassing n*ggers.
Please, Mr Guardsman,
no more canisters.
Don't set the shepherd dogs on me.
See what I mean?
We have a long, noble
military tradition.
- Hey, Casper!
Huh?
Cut it out, Stuckey. Act like a soldier,
you damn dumb son of a b*tch.
In the real world do you do
something useful
or are you like the rest of the men
in the 2nd squad?
I work for Petramco.
Chemical engineer.
College man.
They're kind of rare in Texas,
aren't they?
Oh, we manage to come up with
one every now and then.
You know, one might get
the impression
you don't enjoy an occasional chat
with your fellow guardsmen.
Guess what? You're right.
I can't say as I blame you
here and there.
Reece is under the impression most
of the time that he's in a dime novel
and Stuckey...
He isn't smart enough
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