South Park: Imaginationland Page #4

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And then this huge

tanker full of dyna- CROSSHH!

Those aren't ideas,

those are special effects!

I... don't understand

the difference.

I know you don't.

Get him out of here!

And being that we are

all big Mel Gibson film fans,

we thought maybe you could help us.

Ah, my nipples, they hurt!

They hurt when I twist them!

Yes, uh,

I don't suppose you

have any creative ideas

how to fight these terrorists?

How about this?

You have that videotape

that the terrorists made, right?

Well maybe if you did a background

check on that videotape,

you might find somebody

who doesn't belong.

Somebody who doesn't

fit Imaginationland. Oh!

Hey... that's not a bad idea.

Yeah. Say what you

want about Mel Gibson,

but the sonofabitch

knows story structure.

Get the videotape and do a

background check on everyone in it!

Oogh! Yes!

All the imaginary characters

in the tape were identified, sir.

Count Chocula, Cinderella,

Snarf from Thundercats...

But here.

Nothing in American folklore

or storytelling match this kid.

He appears to be... just some kid.

Stan! Kyle!

Could you get me out of here?

I want digital imaging

and resource magnification done stat!

If that kid isn't imaginary

I want to know who he is,

where he's from,

and who his friends are!

Yes sir!

Who are you?...

Uh, excuse me?

Uh Mr. Terrorist, sir?

Uh, I'm actually not imaginary,

and my parents are gonna

ground me if I don't get back-

Okay, sorry. Sorry.

Can you tell

what the terrorists are doing?

They're going something

to Rockety Rocket.

No! Leave me alone! Ha!

It doesn't make sense.

What do they want with Rockety?

The only reason they would-

Oh my God.

They're gonna blow up the Barrier!

- What's the Barrier?

- The wall!

The wall which separates the evil side

of Imaginationland from the good side!

No! No you can't

blow up the barrier!

Are you insane?

- We can't let this happen.

- It will be the end of Imaginationland.

Yeah. You have to stop them, kid.

Me? What am I supposed to do?

Don't you get it?

If the terrorists blow that barrier,

all the most evil things ever

imagined are gonna pour out

and take over

Imaginationland for good!

You have to do something!

Thanks for coming, everyone.

The big moment is finally here,

just as soon as Kyle arrives.

He's not gonna show up

to suck your balls dude.

He has to.

He's been ordered by the court.

Eric, I'm a little concerned about your

obsession to have Kyle suck your balls.

It just seems a little fa... faggy.

Faggy? What? You think I want Kyle

to suck my balls for physical pleasure?

This is about humiliation, people!

This is about Kyle finally

having to admit he was wrong!

He was wrong, and so now

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